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(n) also, re-orgy; A play on the term re-org(anization), wherein a company restructures employee reporting and literally all workers get fucked all over again in their new positions/titles. example usage:
"My company just went through another reorgy and now I report to the boss' nephew in the inside sales team. There go my career aspirations, right down the toilet."
reorgy by swole jelly July 22, 2016
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A glacial reshuffling of middle managers and their vassals that happens every couple of quarters.
The senior directors kept feverishly rearranging themselves, edging their way toward aligning their OKRs (but never getting there). They went at it for days, weeks, months even. No one ever imagined a reorgy of this scale.
Reorgy by megacorpbaby69 March 1, 2023

office reorganisation 

A sadistic and senseless activity carried out by departmental managers to reassert their power over underlings when their previous cynical management strategies such as teamwork, motivation and front line empowerment have accidentally worked more effectively than could have ever been predicted. Office reorganisation involves creating a fictional reason for getting employees to throw out all their previous years' work, breaking up close collegial relationships and generally restoring a feeling of fear and intimidation which result in the employee realising once again who is in charge.
Manager: Well Bill, it looks like you'll need to move desks to the corner over there in the office reorganisation.

Bill: But I'm working quite well here next to Sandra. Also I have a lot of work to do at the moment.

Manager: Don't be a cunt Bill. Do what you're told. The office reorganisation takes top priority. Just get it done.
A company reorganization, usually involving the firing of a number of employees and promotion of others to the point of uselessness. Often used as a futile measure when a company is about to tank.
Bobco went through a reorg last year, they promoted all of their middle management to management and fired all of the previous managers in a futile attempt to regain stockholder trust.
reorg by Spirit Bear July 26, 2007

reorganization 

Corporatese for "fired." Derives from the passive-aggressive nature's response to the pressure to act in a way that can be deemed "not too nice."
"I'm sorry to inform you that you've been reorganized."
"Dude! I've been reorganized!"
"There has been a lot of reorganization around here."
reorganization by Po-mo Superstar December 9, 2004

reorganise her organs 

the definition of the phrase 'reorganise her organs' is when the intercourse is so good and your penis is so big you have the capability to reorganise the female's stomach and other organs.
Darnell : ' i had some good sex last night.'
Deshawn : ' did you reorganise her organs?'
Darnell : 'yes i did!'
When you pile a huge mass of rhymes, and it still makes sense
rhorgy: smack the mack wit the back of my black gat while im smokin crack and jack's having a snackpack and smack bitches wit black hat and attract a fat cat who sat near my tag how's that
rhorgy by T.R.A.D.E. November 25, 2007
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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Coyote Ugly

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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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