reorganization 

Corporatese for "fired." Derives from the passive-aggressive nature's response to the pressure to act in a way that can be deemed "not too nice."

"I'm sorry to inform you that you've been reorganized."
"Dude! I've been reorganized!"
"There has been a lot of reorganization around here."

reorganization by Po-mo Superstar December 9, 2004

reorganization 

The act of promoting oneself under the guise that it is for the good of the company. Usually performed by a senior staff member. See also: Fauxmotion

We're happy to announce that our reorganization has resulted in the promotion of Lawrence P. Merriweather from Senior Director to SuperDuper Senior Director.

reorganization by Bjork Van Patten December 10, 2004

Structural Reorganization 

A fancy term used by your employer that means you will be taking on the workloads of those recently laid-off without an increase in salary or benefits.

Good morning folks! I brought you together this morning to let you know the exceedingly good news that we've just undergone a successful structural reorganization that is certain to please our board of directors and stockholders! Let's have a cheer for us!

Structural Reorganization by Bailey Wu Xiang October 21, 2009

office reorganisation 

A sadistic and senseless activity carried out by departmental managers to reassert their power over underlings when their previous cynical management strategies such as teamwork, motivation and front line empowerment have accidentally worked more effectively than could have ever been predicted. Office reorganisation involves creating a fictional reason for getting employees to throw out all their previous years' work, breaking up close collegial relationships and generally restoring a feeling of fear and intimidation which result in the employee realising once again who is in charge.

Manager: Well Bill, it looks like you'll need to move desks to the corner over there in the office reorganisation.

Bill: But I'm working quite well here next to Sandra. Also I have a lot of work to do at the moment.

Manager: Don't be a cunt Bill. Do what you're told. The office reorganisation takes top priority. Just get it done.

office reorganisation by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010

deep chain re-organization 

It's a euphemism for stealing, robbery, theft and fraud. It's also called a "double-spend attack". Used when you want to be subtle about something. It's a polite alternative more crude expressions "got rekt". It's employed primarily by Bitcoin and crypto experts. If you've not been a victim of this, you are not a real crypto as explained by Satoshi Lite.

I'm in need of some fast cash, Imma let that gas station get some deep chain organization.
My bank just deep chain re-organized my account. I'm broke.
deep chain re-organization is a something we all do from time to time, it's a matter of survival you know, how else would you know what's it's like not to be, if you didn't know what it was like to be re-organized unexpectedly?
Appreciate life.

deep chain re-organization by zepokebuloBitConnect! January 12, 2019

reaganization 

The act of educating one in the beliefs of President Ronald Reagan

I would be happy to help in the reaganization of your stupid hippie community.

reaganization by Cameron Bradley Hughes May 3, 2010

Roganization

To derive and opinionize science or pseudo-scientific facts and/or opinions to form a real world narrative that conflicts or aligns with laden fact, often to generate public dialogue or controversy.

The big pharma lobbyists presented a sub-par roganization of data at the hearing which prevailed in a speedy commute to public consumption.

Roganization by Troll Daddy February 27, 2022