reorgy

(n) also, re-orgy; A play on the term re-org(anization), wherein a company restructures employee reporting and literally all workers get fucked all over again in their new positions/titles. example usage:

"My company just went through another reorgy and now I report to the boss' nephew in the inside sales team. There go my career aspirations, right down the toilet."

by swole jelly July 22, 2016

Reorgy

A glacial reshuffling of middle managers and their vassals that happens every couple of quarters.

The senior directors kept feverishly rearranging themselves, edging their way toward aligning their OKRs (but never getting there). They went at it for days, weeks, months even. No one ever imagined a reorgy of this scale.

by megacorpbaby69 March 1, 2023

office reorganisation

A sadistic and senseless activity carried out by departmental managers to reassert their power over underlings when their previous cynical management strategies such as teamwork, motivation and front line empowerment have accidentally worked more effectively than could have ever been predicted. Office reorganisation involves creating a fictional reason for getting employees to throw out all their previous years' work, breaking up close collegial relationships and generally restoring a feeling of fear and intimidation which result in the employee realising once again who is in charge.

Manager: Well Bill, it looks like you'll need to move desks to the corner over there in the office reorganisation.

Bill: But I'm working quite well here next to Sandra. Also I have a lot of work to do at the moment.

Manager: Don't be a cunt Bill. Do what you're told. The office reorganisation takes top priority. Just get it done.

by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010

reorg

A company reorganization, usually involving the firing of a number of employees and promotion of others to the point of uselessness. Often used as a futile measure when a company is about to tank.

Bobco went through a reorg last year, they promoted all of their middle management to management and fired all of the previous managers in a futile attempt to regain stockholder trust.

by Spirit Bear July 26, 2007

reorganization

Corporatese for "fired." Derives from the passive-aggressive nature's response to the pressure to act in a way that can be deemed "not too nice."

"I'm sorry to inform you that you've been reorganized."
"Dude! I've been reorganized!"
"There has been a lot of reorganization around here."

by Po-mo Superstar December 9, 2004

reorganise her organs

the definition of the phrase 'reorganise her organs' is when the intercourse is so good and your penis is so big you have the capability to reorganise the female's stomach and other organs.

Darnell : ' i had some good sex last night.'
Deshawn : ' did you reorganise her organs?'
Darnell : 'yes i did!'

by skadoop creator August 6, 2020

rhorgy

When you pile a huge mass of rhymes, and it still makes sense

rhorgy: smack the mack wit the back of my black gat while im smokin crack and jack's having a snackpack and smack bitches wit black hat and attract a fat cat who sat near my tag how's that

by T.R.A.D.E. November 25, 2007