reorg

A company reorganization, usually involving the firing of a number of employees and promotion of others to the point of uselessness. Often used as a futile measure when a company is about to tank.

Bobco went through a reorg last year, they promoted all of their middle management to management and fired all of the previous managers in a futile attempt to regain stockholder trust.

reorg by Spirit Bear July 26, 2007

Reorg Palpitations

The perceived abnormality of a company's\group's ROB characterized by the irregular cancelation\rejection of meetings and initiatives.

"Say Mazal Tov! I think I'm expecting a new role" "Dude how do you know? " "My calendar is suffering from fierce Reorg Palpitations"

Reorg Palpitations by beep bOPs February 8, 2022

Reorg Palpitations

The perceived abnormality of a company's\group's ROB characterized by the irregular cancelation\rejection of meetings and initiatives.

"Say Mazal Tov! I think I'm expecting a new role" "Dude, why would you think that? " "My calendar is suffering from fierce Reorg Palpitations"

Reorg Palpitations by beep bOPs February 8, 2022

office reorganisation 

A sadistic and senseless activity carried out by departmental managers to reassert their power over underlings when their previous cynical management strategies such as teamwork, motivation and front line empowerment have accidentally worked more effectively than could have ever been predicted. Office reorganisation involves creating a fictional reason for getting employees to throw out all their previous years' work, breaking up close collegial relationships and generally restoring a feeling of fear and intimidation which result in the employee realising once again who is in charge.

Manager: Well Bill, it looks like you'll need to move desks to the corner over there in the office reorganisation.

Bill: But I'm working quite well here next to Sandra. Also I have a lot of work to do at the moment.

Manager: Don't be a cunt Bill. Do what you're told. The office reorganisation takes top priority. Just get it done.

office reorganisation by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010

Reticolo Reogracia 

Word invented to troll people when they ask for the 100th time if there will be any tests on the next day. It's based on the Reticolo Geografico, the Italian word for Geographical Grid.

HOW TO USE IT

When someone asks if there will be any tests tomorrow, just say "yes, there will be a test on the Reticolo Reogracia.

A: Are there any tests tomorrow?
B: Yes, there will be an oral test on the Reticolo Reogracia.

Reticolo Reogracia by La mia persona March 9, 2021

rearginity 

rectal virginity; the state of anal innocence, avoidance of sodomy or any prodecure that involves the penetration of one's anus with any member, rodent or foreign object

One way of helping preserve your rearginity is to avoid the penal system.

Are you sure there's no other way to check the prostate, Doc? I'd like to save my rearginity.

rearginity by El Oaxuco September 8, 2007

redorgerous 

(adj) : said of a person who is both a redhead and overall physically gorgeous at the same time

there is probably no better epitome of redorgerous than Lily Evans, Harry Potter's mom

redorgerous by Uncle Dimma September 30, 2014