Relaxturbation 

A meditation-like phase in the process of masturbating where one becomes completely care free.

Mom: *barges in* OH MY GOD WH-
You: Sshhhh...I'm relaxturbating.

Friend1: What's wrong with him?
Friend2: He's in a deep state of relaxturbation.

Relaxturbation by Mast of the World June 14, 2009

Relaxturbation 

Chillin with my" best friend". ( masturbating for the purposes of unwinding from a hard day)

I got home from work, plopped down on the couch, turned on the boob tube to Skinimax, and enjoyed some relaxturbation.

Root: Relaxturbate

Relaxturbation by Sixshooter67r October 3, 2010

relaxerbation 

A slow nonvigorous variant of masturbation. Not ostensibly for the use of achieving orgasm, however if achieved can enhance the effect of relaxation.

Kim decided to enjoy a shower and a session of relaxerbation to ease the tension of a long, hard day at work.

relaxerbation by cairow0ng May 6, 2006

relaxurbation 

The act of stimulating your soul in order to relax

Relaxurbation is recommended when in situations of extreme stress and irritation, usually listening to stand up comedy acts and playing computer games. Examples include hangovers + children, old people driving in rush hour and sweaty armpits on public transport.

relaxurbation by Office Zomboy June 28, 2010

Relapsturbation

A whining excuse by a drunk or druggie for everything thats just jerking your dick and blame shifting..

He was in full stroke Relapsturbation saying "Dude I was relapsed when I stold your car ran over your sister, then fucked your 3 year old......Im not responsible.. I was relapsed.... I need rehab"

Then I clubbed the troll like a harp seal.....

Relapsturbation by Bill the Random December 20, 2010

relaxturbating

Being in such a calm state, you decided to masturbate.

You: So how was your weekend?
Your friend: Really chill, there was nothing to do so I was relaxturbating

relaxturbating by Because we're retarded May 22, 2017

Rehabturbation 

Rehabturbation is the act of a drugged out troll jerking the collective junk of anyone he can sponge money from about his latest recovery cause hes broke and cant buy, steal or suck a dick to get a bag to keep the party going... its especially effective on sukkas and fools

Yeah the gnome is doing some rehabturbation and looking for sukkas to help to get him relapsed yo..

Rehabturbation by bill the random December 20, 2010