relaxerbation

A slow nonvigorous variant of masturbation. Not ostensibly for the use of achieving orgasm, however if achieved can enhance the effect of relaxation.

Kim decided to enjoy a shower and a session of relaxerbation to ease the tension of a long, hard day at work.

by cairow0ng May 6, 2006

Relaxturbation

A meditation-like phase in the process of masturbating where one becomes completely care free.

Mom: *barges in* OH MY GOD WH-
You: Sshhhh...I'm relaxturbating.

Friend1: What's wrong with him?
Friend2: He's in a deep state of relaxturbation.

by Mast of the World June 14, 2009

Relaxturbation

Chillin with my" best friend". ( masturbating for the purposes of unwinding from a hard day)

I got home from work, plopped down on the couch, turned on the boob tube to Skinimax, and enjoyed some relaxturbation.

Root: Relaxturbate

by Sixshooter67r October 3, 2010

relaxurbation

The act of stimulating your soul in order to relax

Relaxurbation is recommended when in situations of extreme stress and irritation, usually listening to stand up comedy acts and playing computer games. Examples include hangovers + children, old people driving in rush hour and sweaty armpits on public transport.

by Office Zomboy June 28, 2010

relaxebrating

The act of both relaxing and celebrating when you are too exhausted to get crunk, Or just need a cheery restful time to enjoy the moment you are in.

Dude, after an 18 hour day I just needle little relaxebrating to unwind.

by McBro February 2, 2015