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A whining excuse by a drunk or druggie for everything thats just jerking your dick and blame shifting..
He was in full stroke Relapsturbation saying "Dude I was relapsed when I stold your car ran over your sister, then fucked your 3 year old......Im not responsible.. I was relapsed.... I need rehab"

Then I clubbed the troll like a harp seal.....
by Bill the Random December 20, 2010
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