relaxurbation

The act of stimulating your soul in order to relax

Relaxurbation is recommended when in situations of extreme stress and irritation, usually listening to stand up comedy acts and playing computer games. Examples include hangovers + children, old people driving in rush hour and sweaty armpits on public transport.

by Office Zomboy June 28, 2010

Relaxturbation

A meditation-like phase in the process of masturbating where one becomes completely care free.

Mom: *barges in* OH MY GOD WH-
You: Sshhhh...I'm relaxturbating.

Friend1: What's wrong with him?
Friend2: He's in a deep state of relaxturbation.

by Mast of the World June 14, 2009

relaxerbation

A slow nonvigorous variant of masturbation. Not ostensibly for the use of achieving orgasm, however if achieved can enhance the effect of relaxation.

Kim decided to enjoy a shower and a session of relaxerbation to ease the tension of a long, hard day at work.

by cairow0ng May 6, 2006

Relaxturbation

Chillin with my" best friend". ( masturbating for the purposes of unwinding from a hard day)

I got home from work, plopped down on the couch, turned on the boob tube to Skinimax, and enjoyed some relaxturbation.

Root: Relaxturbate

by Sixshooter67r October 3, 2010

relaxturbating

Being in such a calm state, you decided to masturbate.

You: So how was your weekend?
Your friend: Really chill, there was nothing to do so I was relaxturbating

by Because we're retarded May 22, 2017