Relaxturbation

A meditation-like phase in the process of masturbating where one becomes completely care free.

Mom: *barges in* OH MY GOD WH-
You: Sshhhh...I'm relaxturbating.

Friend1: What's wrong with him?
Friend2: He's in a deep state of relaxturbation.

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Chillin with my" best friend". ( masturbating for the purposes of unwinding from a hard day)

I got home from work, plopped down on the couch, turned on the boob tube to Skinimax, and enjoyed some relaxturbation.

Root: Relaxturbate

by Sixshooter67r October 3, 2010

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relaxturbate

I was feeling kind of tense so I sat back and relaxturbated to let off some stress.

by Chuckie25 June 11, 2014

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Being in such a calm state, you decided to masturbate.

You: So how was your weekend?
Your friend: Really chill, there was nothing to do so I was relaxturbating

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