9 definitions by Mast of the World

Home World

A planet located somewhere in the universe that is ruled by anarchy, and contains little to no populace. It is possible that if you established internet there and uploaded copyrighted material from Earth, they couldn't do shit, since it's outside of their legal bounds.

It's also a very nice place to live.

Friend1: Ah man, my videos keep getting taken down by Viacom!
Friend2: Go to Home World. I hear you can upload anything there.
Friend1: lol wheres that
Friend2: Somewhere in the universe.

by Mast of the World June 26, 2010

Relaxturbation

A meditation-like phase in the process of masturbating where one becomes completely care free.

Mom: *barges in* OH MY GOD WH-
You: Sshhhh...I'm relaxturbating.

Friend1: What's wrong with him?
Friend2: He's in a deep state of relaxturbation.

by Mast of the World June 15, 2009

apathetic threshold

The point at which things become so inane or dramatic that you stop caring.

Bill: DON'T YOU EVEN CARE WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU? THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!
John: No. I reached my apathetic threshold when you bitched about being killed for the sixteenth time.

Edwin: I reached my apathetic threshold when she broke up with me; as if I didn't see that one coming!
Scott: I do say, my good sir! -sips tea-

by Mast of the World October 8, 2011

Masturagetion

This defines the state of mind where someone becomes so pissed off that the only way to relieve stress is to masturbate furiously.

Dude: Hey man, your girlfriend cheated on you.
You: Ah that sucks.
Dude: With me. :3
You: WHAT THE FUCK?! TIME FOR SUM MASTURAGETION! *pulls out dick and starts fapping* AGGGGHHHH!!!

by Mast of the World May 7, 2010

Drabulous

The opposite of fabulous. It can refer to something that's boring or mediocre.

Example 1: Penny agreed that her dress was rather drabulous.

Example 2: Yo this spaghetti is all drabulous and over-cooked.

by Mast of the World January 13, 2015

Suck And Buck

"Suck and buck" is the term used to describe anything that's complete shit (bad ISP for example), but charges you top dollar for the service.

Victim: Man, my Charter bundle costs over 200 dollars a month, but it keeps on having random net cut offs, shitty television service, and my email takes five years to load!

Victim's Friend: Suck and buck dude, suck and buck...

by Mast of the World September 14, 2010

Yo, eat it.

"Yo, eat it." is a phrase interposed into a conversation when one person or other needs to get a grip on reality. Similar to "Deal with it."

John: Dude, I still can't believe she broke up with me!
Zappa: Yo, eat it.

Ellen: liek omfg!!1 i asked my mom to go to the prom and she said no!! WTF!?!
Carl: Yo, eat it.

by Mast of the World September 10, 2011