Rehabturbation

Rehabturbation is the act of a drugged out troll jerking the collective junk of anyone he can sponge money from about his latest recovery cause hes broke and cant buy, steal or suck a dick to get a bag to keep the party going... its especially effective on sukkas and fools

Yeah the gnome is doing some rehabturbation and looking for sukkas to help to get him relapsed yo..

by bill the random December 20, 2010

Relaxturbation

A meditation-like phase in the process of masturbating where one becomes completely care free.

Mom: *barges in* OH MY GOD WH-
You: Sshhhh...I'm relaxturbating.

Friend1: What's wrong with him?
Friend2: He's in a deep state of relaxturbation.

by Mast of the World June 14, 2009

Relaxturbation

Chillin with my" best friend". ( masturbating for the purposes of unwinding from a hard day)

I got home from work, plopped down on the couch, turned on the boob tube to Skinimax, and enjoyed some relaxturbation.

Root: Relaxturbate

by Sixshooter67r October 3, 2010