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another mispelling meme, now of the word relax! You still need to get off the internet.
Name: dude, you need to relacts
Fake: Did you just try to say relax?
Name: That darn autocorrect man.
Fake: Oh right, we're in Urban dictionary right now.
Name: Did you just break the fourth wall in an online dictionary?
Fake: *wipes forehead and eats a bag of chips
Name: you just wiped your own forehead, now the joke won't work,
Name: and where the hell did you get all those poker chips from?
relacts by Temmie_Lee October 4, 2019

sexual refractory period 

The ~15 minutes a male has following an orgasm where all his thoughts are clear.
He knew as soon as he entered the sexual refractory period that he had made a horrible, horrible mistake.

reflectie 

A photo in which you can see the photographer in a reflection. The photo is not intended to be a selfie.
Gigi: Hey, you want to hang out?
Bob: I can't. I'm fixing my car. Look. (Sends photo of car.)
Gigi: Cool. And nice legs, by the way! I can see them in the reflection from the bumper.
Bob: Oh what?! I sent you a reflectie?! Dammly.
reflectie by fudgery January 12, 2016

Reflective Analysis 

Another bullshit assignment given to students by nursing professors. Normally completed before the care plan is due. It is meant to reflect your own feelings about a certain situation, but we all know half that shit is made up.
Joe: Do you have a reflective analysis topic yet?
Jane: No, I'll make it up.
Reflective Analysis by A. Orta February 25, 2011

reflectoporn 

A seemingly-ordinary photo which contains nudity, hidden in a surface reflection somewhere.

The exhibitionist strips down, takes a photo containing a shiny object somewhere, and then posts the photo in a public online forum. Some reflectoporn is true fetish -- it gives the exhibitionist the same thrill as flashing strangers in public -- but much of it is done as a joke.

Typically, reflectoporn is posted in the form of an eBay auction item. The listing is for a tea set and includes lots of high-resolution photos. And then after the photos get passed around by giggling bloggers all over the world, the auctioner claims to be "shocked and embarrassed" to learn that -- oh, no! -- the highly-polished silver teakettle <i>actually</i> reflected his willie! And right when he just happened to be fondling himself, too! Talk about awful luck!
Check out this reflectoporn auction...look real closely at the reflection in the car bumper!
reflectoporn by Rotter May 13, 2005

Reflectosexual 

Someone so obsessed with their own image, it appears that they are only turned on by themselves.
(Rick) Stacy always has to stop and look at herself in the mirror and talk about how pretty she is.

(Dan) Yeah, its because she's a reflectosexual
Reflectosexual by smohn jith. October 30, 2009