reflectie 

A photo in which you can see the photographer in a reflection. The photo is not intended to be a selfie.

Gigi: Hey, you want to hang out?
Bob: I can't. I'm fixing my car. Look. (Sends photo of car.)
Gigi: Cool. And nice legs, by the way! I can see them in the reflection from the bumper.
Bob: Oh what?! I sent you a reflectie?! Dammly.

reflectie by fudgery January 12, 2016

Reflective Analysis 

Another bullshit assignment given to students by nursing professors. Normally completed before the care plan is due. It is meant to reflect your own feelings about a certain situation, but we all know half that shit is made up.

Joe: Do you have a reflective analysis topic yet?
Jane: No, I'll make it up.

Reflective Analysis by A. Orta February 25, 2011

reflectoporn 

A seemingly-ordinary photo which contains nudity, hidden in a surface reflection somewhere.

The exhibitionist strips down, takes a photo containing a shiny object somewhere, and then posts the photo in a public online forum. Some reflectoporn is true fetish -- it gives the exhibitionist the same thrill as flashing strangers in public -- but much of it is done as a joke.

Typically, reflectoporn is posted in the form of an eBay auction item. The listing is for a tea set and includes lots of high-resolution photos. And then after the photos get passed around by giggling bloggers all over the world, the auctioner claims to be "shocked and embarrassed" to learn that -- oh, no! -- the highly-polished silver teakettle <i>actually</i> reflected his willie! And right when he just happened to be fondling himself, too! Talk about awful luck!

Check out this reflectoporn auction...look real closely at the reflection in the car bumper!

reflectoporn by Rotter May 13, 2005

Reflection and tranquility room 

Restroom toilet pisser porcelain thrown crapper shitter break powder room bathroom stall] publicbathroom dropping a deuce pissing shitting alone time

I will be back. I'm going to the reflection and tranquility room. "Why do you call the bathroom that"...reflection is what I achieve from the mirror, deep into my soul after the tranquility I've experienced from a full emptying of my guts".

Hey, I left you some lines in the reflection and tranquility room-: bruh you're the best!

Reflection and tranquility room by hardyanimal December 13, 2019

Reflectosexual 

Someone so obsessed with their own image, it appears that they are only turned on by themselves.

(Rick) Stacy always has to stop and look at herself in the mirror and talk about how pretty she is.

(Dan) Yeah, its because she's a reflectosexual

Reflectosexual by smohn jith. October 30, 2009

reflectophobia 

the fear of seeing yourself in mirrors (or just really hating it).

guy1: gosh i hate seeing myself in mirrors
guy2: it's fine you just have reflectophobia

reflectophobia by basment dweller August 10, 2018

sober reflection 

Sober reflection is the act of taking a great deal of time to analyze and think through something (your life) to either reaccount how far you've come, or to assist make a serious (life changing) decision.

John: Will You have a party on your birthday?
Me: Not this year, I'll stay indoors alone and have a sober reflection cos am not growing any younger.

sober reflection by Elimo Hoston March 30, 2016