noun: Distinct from retard. "Retards" are born in an involuntarily, and have no control over their development. "Reetards" on the other hand are in a voluntary state caused by being too lazy to think and having a delusional belief in one's own cleverness. A "reetard" is usually found flooding discussion forums and message boards with numerous inanities, and where permissable, accompanied by gargantu-.sigs (often with huge, flashing animated gifs). This "reetard" phenomenon of obsessively wanting to see one's own name or nick on screen wherever and whenever possible can be likened to a similar fascination that captive baboons have with seeing their reflections in mirrors - much to the amusement of the zoo going public. Unfortunately, "reetards" are rarely as amusing, except for brief flurries when they are used for sport before the communities they infest ultimately tire and give up.

"Bobby is such a reetard - I swear if he ever says anything vaguely interesting, the world's gonna end"

reetard by felch August 21, 2007

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Reedtard

a Reed College student or graduate with a high IQ, but sub-par sociability. Evidence of severe Reedtardation may include (a) the inability to stop talking about one's thesis, even during sex; (b) a dearth of non-Reed-affiliated friends; and (c) the bodily funk that develops after a week barricaded in the Student Union, Romer Lounge or Houser FunDome.

"What's the deal with that old bearded guy asleep in the bong loft?"

"That's (name redacted), class of 1994. They say he hasn't left campus since submitting a thesis about step-function discontinuity as it relates to Ovid's Metamorphoses. He's a total Reedtard."

Reedtard by ReedieBop December 3, 2011

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Reftard

A reftard is a referee in any sport who is an obvious retard; a referee who makes multiple bad calls against one or both teams.

Soccer Player 1: Did you see that?! She was totally offsides

Soccer Player 2: I know...f**king reftard.

Reftard by OCHS RULES February 28, 2010

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Reef'tard

) A person who decides to start a salt water reef fish tank and has absolutely no clue what they are doing. 2) a very stupid "reefer" 3) A "member" who post something dumb on a REEF aquarium messageboard. 4)An ignorant illiterate non-researched lazy sack of shit, who thinks a highly complex hobby can be boiled down to simply filling a glass container with water, rocks, sand, and salt all while throwing thousands of dollars worth of delicate animals in it with no regard for proper care or husbandry.

"Hi, I'm new to this, What do I need for a ten gallon reef tank ?"

" What is the least expensive lighting I can getaway with for SPS, and will my 2 x 15 watt incandecent bulbs be OK ?"

Reef'tard by Darthbetta November 12, 2003

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