pronounced re-
di-tærd
The typical redditard is a peculiar creature. They belong to a hive mind and members of said hive mind will
stop at nothing to make their beliefs known. These beliefs/actions/opinions include:
the advocacy for mandatory quarantine that is to be imposed upon everyone just because members of the hive mind are introverts
the advocacy of
censorshipthe worship of several
unrelated figures including keanu reeves and
bernie saunders
the obsession with an anime called the adventures of jotaro
drones of the hivemind will seek attention no matter what. How they seek it ranges from methodes such as self inflicted
hard, lying about depression, starting arguments, calling out "reposts"( recycled content) and simping(while also insulting the practice) . If a redditard attempts to start an argument with you. Do not give in and insult them. They do not utilize
logic in their arguments and will instead attempt to:
"cancel" you, call you out, blatantly insult you, or/and argue illogically using meme references and quotes from adventures of jotaro. This is how they suck up your energy. Don't waste it and if you find yourself in an argument with a redditard, they only way to win is not through
logic, but through walking away. saying something
like "shut the fuck up" or "nobody likes you" before doing this will tell the
drone that they can't have your attention and you will most likely be left alone( that is if you can ignore their cries from afar)
John: i don't
like mandatory quarantine and jojo
redditard drone: You absolute fucking fool, you blungus, you complete buffoon. YOU are wrong.
John: This is why nobody likes you
redditard: iM DEPRESSED THAT'S HATE SPEECH
