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rectalangle 

The angle of a penis as it is penetrating an anus.
Amy said to Alex "If your cock weren't so huge I would show you my favorite rectalangle." Alex replied "I understand... With an ass as perfect as yours you can't blame me for asking. Can I get a teabag instead?" Immediately Amy said "Hell yes!! I love balls!!!"
rectalangle by cuntX March 21, 2014

Magical Rectangle 

A mystical glowing tablet forged in the fires of Mt. Jobs (but really a factory in China) time suckage champ since '01'
iPhone/other smartphone

Source of all news and questionable information, gateway to drunken regrets/feats of greatness, photo-documentarian, pornographer...flashlight.
Person : "I have half a bottle of gin, an old iced coffee and some cherries....that's like a White Russian ...right?"
Other person: "Dude you're an idiot. Use your magical rectangle and check that shit out. Also never invite me over again."

Urban warrior: Ugh... I didnt read the book all my roommates lame co-workers are talking about...I'll consult my magical

rectangle and wiki that shit...or look up how to fake a seizure. Either way...I WIN!

IT KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!
Magical Rectangle by Arrthepirate January 8, 2014

Rectangles

Spongebob-"We still have these"

Spongebob-"pulls out 2 candy bars"

Patrick-"Oh boy! Rectangles!

rectangle time 

The time of day when people in an obviously social setting instead choose to pull out their smart phones and have some time alone with their "rectangle". The term can also apply to other electronics, such as computers, iPads, etc.
"Having some rectangle time there, I see" she said to Luke, as he stared at the phone screen while sitting on a scenic beach.
rectangle time by Thefamilyjules August 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 24, 2017

Rectangle Table Kids 

This is yet another word that has originated from Hoffman Estates High School. If you enter the cafeteria you first see circle tables and further back are the rectangle tables. This word describes the people who sit here.

1. The very first row of rectangle tables are usually where your nobodies, outcasts, or wannabe circle table kids sit.

2. The rectangle tables to the far right are where your "ghetto" black people, Hispanic, and a few select white people sit. Most of the fights happen here and you can usually see people either: braiding hair, singing off key, dancing ridiculously, or just talking abnormally loud.

3. As you go further back, closer to the middle is where your preps and jocks sit. Most (not all) preps that sit here are very judge-mental and are cheerleaders. Your jocks usually consist of football players who can't win a game. It is strange on how HEHS is good in every other sport but football.

4. Further back is a very special select table that is right next to the lunch line. This single table is usually overrun by the "I think I'm better then you" annoying seniors. These seniors think they run the high school and have law above everyone else, but alas they don't.
"Did you see that fight with the lock?

----Yeah. Why are Rectangle Table Kids so violent?"

"Who's yelling?
-----Oh just those stupid Rectangle Table Kids."

"Man last nights football game sucked. 46 to nothing, come on."

Will County Rectangle 

-Noun

1. 850 square mile region located an hour South West of Chicago

2. known as the Demonic Dodecagon: a region that forms a polygon with an area of land that has twelve points

3. a place where a number of strange sightings and unexplainable phenomena have taken place
My mom lives in the Will County Rectangle
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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