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A mystical glowing tablet forged in the fires of Mt. Jobs (but really a factory in China) time suckage champ since '01'
iPhone/other smartphone

Source of all news and questionable information, gateway to drunken regrets/feats of greatness, photo-documentarian, pornographer...flashlight.
Person : "I have half a bottle of gin, an old iced coffee and some cherries....that's like a White Russian ...right?"
Other person: "Dude you're an idiot. Use your magical rectangle and check that shit out. Also never invite me over again."

Urban warrior: Ugh... I didnt read the book all my roommates lame co-workers are talking about...I'll consult my magical

rectangle and wiki that shit...or look up how to fake a seizure. Either way...I WIN!

IT KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!
by Arrthepirate January 07, 2014
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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