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by CanYouLikeNotPlease March 31, 2022

April Fools

Its what today is

Friend-"Your mom is hot"

Person2-"what the fuck"

Person"April Fools!"

by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 1, 2022

Sleep

What school prevents you from getting

Teacher-"Hey jimmy no sleeping in my class"

Jimmy-"im sorry that school forces me to get up at 5:30 in the morning. Im sorry that school is the reason im sleep deprived.

Teacher-"Well go to bed early"

Jimmy-"falls asleep again"

Teacher-"jimmy go to the principals office now!"

Jimmy-"dies on the inside"

by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 14, 2022

Get Deleted

A family friendly way to tell someone to kill themselves

Guy-"you're fat"

Guy2-"go Get Deleted"

by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 4, 2022

Ight imma head out

When something so funny or stupid happens that a guy or you says "ight imma head out"

Guy-"slips on a ice cream cone and falls"

You-"ight imma head out"

You-"starts laughing like hell"

by CanYouLikeNotPlease March 25, 2022

Go Commit Chores

This is the most deadliest comeback known to man,Mostly used after someone tells them to Go commit oof

Person1-Go commit die

Person2-Go Commit Chores

by CanYouLikeNotPlease March 28, 2022

Chromebook

A piece of shit

My chromebook Won' t turn on

My chromebook has Ckauthenticator

Damn this shitty device

by CanYouLikeNotPlease March 29, 2022