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April Fools

Its what today is

Friend-"Your mom is hot"

Person2-"what the fuck"

Person"April Fools!"

by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 1, 2022

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That’s all we know.

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by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 11, 2022

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by CanYouLikeNotPlease March 31, 2022

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by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 6, 2022

Get Deleted

A family friendly way to tell someone to kill themselves

Guy-"you're fat"

Guy2-"go Get Deleted"

by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 4, 2022

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by CanYouLikeNotPlease October 5, 2022

Sleep

What school prevents you from getting

Teacher-"Hey jimmy no sleeping in my class"

Jimmy-"im sorry that school forces me to get up at 5:30 in the morning. Im sorry that school is the reason im sleep deprived.

Teacher-"Well go to bed early"

Jimmy-"falls asleep again"

Teacher-"jimmy go to the principals office now!"

Jimmy-"dies on the inside"

by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 14, 2022