rectometer

A device used to measure the vibrations caused by a fart.

He scored 40 counts per second on the rectometer with that last fart.

rectometer by Meagre Shit August 20, 2014

Rectomite 

A small Indiginous flea that lives up the anus of most Americans, can somtimes be found in England, the one expelled during a visit to England by George Bush was never found but it probably evolved into a Politician.

Hey, I'm sure that there Tony Blair is the Spawn of a Rectomite coz every time he sees George W Bush he tries to return to his ancestrol roots, the fucking Twat!

Rectomite by kulucriss September 1, 2007

rectomite 

Very similar in texture to Marmite but tastes slighty better

This Marmite tastes like the Aldi version of most stuff you buy there, its Rectomite"

rectomite by kulucriss September 1, 2007

hectometer 

A instrument used to measure how hectic a situation may or may not be....

Man 1: I took that bitch home last night, and shit got hectic!!!!!!

Man 2: When she came home with me last week, it was off the charts on the hectometer!!!!

hectometer by mattyice1234 December 11, 2012

Recomterd 

Something that you ask somebody to look up because it is non-existing in any search engine. Go ahead..try.

Fuck theres nothingg on Recomterd ANYWHERE. U suck.

Recomterd by 101tadpole August 6, 2010

retemeterment

a word i invented for myself
it means to perceive emotion that you cannot find the words for
so now there is a word for the wordless feelings
but ig that defeats the purpose of the definition of the word cause there is a word for the emotions

“I feel retemeterment about my sexuality..”

retemeterment by dizzy.missy September 5, 2023