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rectometer by Meagre Shit August 20, 2014
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Rectomite
A small Indiginous flea that lives up the anus of most Americans, can somtimes be found in England, the one expelled during a visit to England by George Bush was never found but it probably evolved into a Politician.
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hectometer
Man 1: I took that bitch home last night, and shit got hectic!!!!!!
Man 2: When she came home with me last week, it was off the charts on the hectometer!!!!
Man 2: When she came home with me last week, it was off the charts on the hectometer!!!!
hectometer by mattyice1234 December 11, 2012
Recomterd
Something that you ask somebody to look up because it is non-existing in any search engine. Go ahead..try.
Recomterd by 101tadpole August 6, 2010
retemeterment
a word i invented for myself
it means to perceive emotion that you cannot find the words for
so now there is a word for the wordless feelings
but ig that defeats the purpose of the definition of the word cause there is a word for the emotions
it means to perceive emotion that you cannot find the words for
so now there is a word for the wordless feelings
but ig that defeats the purpose of the definition of the word cause there is a word for the emotions
retemeterment by dizzy.missy September 5, 2023
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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