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Recommerce

The act of conducting business online with the realisation that your old products have value and likely loss aversion. The product holder therefore increases their revenue to repurchase a new product whilst selling back their old ones.

During the recession smart consumers, 'trade in' to continue buying new.
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Recommendation Obligation 

The obligation one has to watch a particular TV series or movie after it was recommended by a friend, colleague or family member.

The victim of Recommendation Obligation feels a sense of guilt and anxiety which is only relieved by watching the entire movie or TV series.

NOTE: Social etiquette dictates that one must suffix any recommendation with "but don't feel obliged to watch it if you're busy or if it's not your thing or whatever".
Ohhh, I'm so tired, my buddy told me to watch "Gossip Girl" so I felt Recommendation Obligation and watched every season, even though I hated it.

recommended 

To be recommended, is to be paticularly favoured sexually in a circle of the opposite (or sometimes, same) sex.
"Hey Dave! You lucky devil, you!"
"Wha?"
"Heh heh, words goin' 'round that you're getting pretty highly recommended!"
"Oh wow!"

10 10 recommend 

this song is so good, 10 10 recommend

Recommend for Deletion

the shit that the flies (little children and chavs) click on and along with the retards on the quality control box it just means that UD is getting less useful every fucking day..
Recommend for Deletion by TV sucks February 23, 2005

11/10 would recommend 

when you recommend something so much you wanna rate it more than the limit.

or when you liked something so much you would watch it more likely than the limit.
that book is great 11/10 would recommend.
that movie was awesome, 11/10 would watch again.