As reported by comedian
Dave Barry, a businessman by the name of Jim Munn was planning to implement an idea allegedly relayed to him by a federal health
inspector: gluing the rectum
s of Thanksgiving turkey
s shut in order to decrease the risk of salmonella poisoning
The proposed name for this product/service was 'Rectite
It is unclear if the product made it out of the development stage. This may be an urban legend
, although Snopes.com has no entry for it as of 2-June-05.
Wow, did you hear what happened to the Joneses? They got salmonella from their Thanksgiving Turkey! I sure am glad you got a Turkey with Rectite, honey- salmonella is no fun.