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rectocephaly
(noun) a true butthead; condition of having your head up your own ass, as if you are so stupid or self conceited that it seems you were born that way; a person who's head is up his/her own ass
President George W. Bush suffered from rectocephaly. That's the only way to explain his foriegn policy.
Pull your head out, man! Stop being so rectocephalic!
Pull your head out, man! Stop being so rectocephalic!
rectocephaly by woundedtiger April 2, 2010
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Recticle
A common misspelling of the word 'Reticle'. Recticle is an optic one uses to look out their own ass (or up someone else's).
I was sneaking around using my recticle to spy on unsuspecting people from my plumbers crack.
Jimmy, did you use my spy recticle?
A recticle is an ass camera, a Reticle is a set of fine lines inside an eyepiece, mounted on a camera or a rifle.
Jimmy, did you use my spy recticle?
A recticle is an ass camera, a Reticle is a set of fine lines inside an eyepiece, mounted on a camera or a rifle.
Recticle by Recticle Expert February 22, 2011
Rectole
Rectole by DeadlySphinx March 26, 2008
Recticle
Recticle by asdfghjkqwert February 27, 2011
recticles
recticles by schlongstein December 20, 2009
rectopewembedophobia
Ever since she bruised her tailbone by accidentally sitting down hard on the edge of a church pew, her rectopewembedophobia was difficult to overcome.
rectopewembedophobia by justduckyreally December 22, 2013
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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