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rectocephaly 

(noun) a true butthead; condition of having your head up your own ass, as if you are so stupid or self conceited that it seems you were born that way; a person who's head is up his/her own ass
President George W. Bush suffered from rectocephaly. That's the only way to explain his foriegn policy.

Pull your head out, man! Stop being so rectocephalic!
rectocephaly by woundedtiger April 2, 2010

Recticle 

A common misspelling of the word 'Reticle'. Recticle is an optic one uses to look out their own ass (or up someone else's).
I was sneaking around using my recticle to spy on unsuspecting people from my plumbers crack.

Jimmy, did you use my spy recticle?

A recticle is an ass camera, a Reticle is a set of fine lines inside an eyepiece, mounted on a camera or a rifle.
Recticle by Recticle Expert February 22, 2011
The smelly sweaty substance found between the ass crack.
"God damn man, my crack is full of Rectole after work."
Rectole by DeadlySphinx March 26, 2008

Recticle 

the act of using (a) rectum as a means of storage. also as a verb: i totally recticled that bitch!
That is one full recticle!!
Recticle by asdfghjkqwert February 27, 2011

recticles 

specific type of anal spectacles that are made specially for usage in the rectal region
I think i just broke my recticles, i forgot i had them on and i sat on them
recticles by schlongstein December 20, 2009

rectopewembedophobia 

The non-irrational fear of having a church pew embedded in one's rectum.
Ever since she bruised her tailbone by accidentally sitting down hard on the edge of a church pew, her rectopewembedophobia was difficult to overcome.