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receptive

Someone's quality. Hear the problem and give a answer. Listen carefully. Be receptive.
She was receptive, she helped me a lot.
by Dan6500 July 5, 2008
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horizontally receptive

When a female gives consent for sex.
Scott was hoping Katie would be horizontally receptive after their date.
by Clint G April 4, 2006
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receptionize

Hey Evelyn, what does this company that you receptionize for do?
by mvolfman July 8, 2010
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Deceptive Fart

A deceptive fart would be when you are about to fart, and just before the fart leaves your asscheeks, you realize it is in fact Shit. Therefore resulting in you having to clench said bumhole and try to suck the poo up. Can result in failure, where you shit yourself, or excruciating pain.
Robert: "Man I thought I had to fart but I shit myself."
Wesley: "That's the worst deceptive fart ever!"
by 420GanjA420 April 2, 2012
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angel retentive

A trait in which people are so holier-than-thou, they can’t endure soiling their hands with anything that falls outside their fanatical religious beliefs.
“Wow, that preacher dude wouldn’t even touch my band’s CD because the cover was red and black, which he says are the colors of Satan!

You know that guy is totally angel retentive.”
by Bad Beth and Beyond July 4, 2020
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sperm recepticle

One who allows many men to penetrate and or ejaculate in their vagina/anus.
Tom: your mom is a sperm recepticle
Bob: fuck you Tom
by SeanH September 30, 2004
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An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.
Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."

John: "Really Justin? What is it?"

Justin: "Its called Megavideo"

*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."

Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"


The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos
by Fat Old Dude March 26, 2009
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