receptive 

Someone's quality. Hear the problem and give a answer. Listen carefully. Be receptive.

She was receptive, she helped me a lot.

receptive by Dan6500 July 5, 2008

Receptive Sister

When you worship the sacred Yoni by absolute permission of her will.

The Olson Twins caused a Receptive Sister last night. They performed miracles.™

Receptive Sister by CommanderGratton April 11, 2026

horizontally receptive 

When a female gives consent for sex.

Scott was hoping Katie would be horizontally receptive after their date.

horizontally receptive by Clint G April 4, 2006

receptionize 

The act of working as a receptionist.

Hey Evelyn, what does this company that you receptionize for do?

receptionize by mvolfman July 8, 2010

Deceptive Fart 

A deceptive fart would be when you are about to fart, and just before the fart leaves your asscheeks, you realize it is in fact Shit. Therefore resulting in you having to clench said bumhole and try to suck the poo up. Can result in failure, where you shit yourself, or excruciating pain.

Robert: "Man I thought I had to fart but I shit myself."
Wesley: "That's the worst deceptive fart ever!"

Deceptive Fart by 420GanjA420 April 2, 2012

angel retentive 

A trait in which people are so holier-than-thou, they can’t endure soiling their hands with anything that falls outside their fanatical religious beliefs.

“Wow, that preacher dude wouldn’t even touch my band’s CD because the cover was red and black, which he says are the colors of Satan!

“You know that guy is totally angel retentive.”

angel retentive by Bad Beth and Beyond July 4, 2020

sperm recepticle

One who allows many men to penetrate and or ejaculate in their vagina/anus.

Tom: your mom is a sperm recepticle
Bob: fuck you Tom

sperm recepticle by SeanH September 30, 2004