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Definitions by CommanderGratton

Receptive Sister

When you worship the sacred Yoni by absolute permission of her will.
The Olson Twins caused a Receptive Sister last night. They performed miracles.™

Osama's Logic

By will of Allah, all things Might.
"You're using Osama's Logic if you suggest that I did it intentionally."
An unwavering, noteworthy, savage gentleman, standing with arms crossed, having no rest, she awaiting total deployment by the Americans.
"Sean has unrelest. His campaign is brutal."

"Given unrelest, he became exhausted, but could not sleep, due to unrelenting sorrow and rage."

"The man was at unrelest. He had killed a horse."
Unrelest by CommanderGratton November 3, 2025

On the Vine

A good day of being drunk on wine. Does not necessarily have to be a good day, but it helps. It's always easy to get ripened. A good ripening.
That Nigga's on the vine. Must be some good purple drank.
On the Vine by CommanderGratton October 28, 2025

Double Dutch 

When you skip the dishes, almost literally, by skipping out on a bill that would have otherwise been paid 50/50 by a dating couple. The couple should penultimately go home for intercourse.
"Let's just go Double Dutch. It's free if we want it to be. Desert is on the house!"

Serphepholus 

A damned-sexy, hot lady cop from Peel.
"That officer looks serphepholus today."

Period Pants 

A pair of pants that production gives you to wear on the set of a major Hollywood blockbuster set in a certain time period. The actual time of the period piece is itself redundant, but not the pants.
"Production gave me period pants to wear today. I looked like a freaking pirate!"