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Epsteinian

An application of ethical relativism that approaches the limits of truly absurd immorality.
"Her Epsteinian Ethics were well defined. The island was at least well curated, with a fundamental regard being paid to the sustained beauty of the gardens. They, at least, were well tended."
by CommanderGratton May 29, 2025
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Serphepholus

A damned-sexy, hot lady cop from Peel.
"That officer looks serphepholus today."
by CommanderGratton July 24, 2025
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Knigghards

A pair of Kierkegaardian Noosepants. Something sluszpants. The Orbital: Ebbs and flows. Triumphant. Underflowing from the Eschplants. Edundant. Ever flowing. Eternal, like a pair of pants.
"Mi Knigghards are showing mi cleese."
by CommanderGratton June 1, 2025
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Period Pants

A pair of pants that production gives you to wear on the set of a major Hollywood blockbuster set in a certain time period. The actual time of the period piece is itself redundant, but not the pants.
"Production gave me period pants to wear today. I looked like a freaking pirate!"
by CommanderGratton July 2, 2025
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Infutility

Futile insolence. Ie, an act of futile hostility.
"The current iCC representative in the basement is engaged in an active state of infutility."
by CommanderGratton May 29, 2025
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Double Dutch

When you skip the dishes, almost literally, by skipping out on a bill that would have otherwise been paid 50/50 by a dating couple. The couple should penultimately go home for intercourse.
"Let's just go Double Dutch. It's free if we want it to be. Desert is on the house!"
by CommanderGratton July 24, 2025
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On the Vine

A good day of being drunk on wine. Does not necessarily have to be a good day, but it helps. It's always easy to get ripened. A good ripening.
That Nigga's on the vine. Must be some good purple drank.
by CommanderGratton October 28, 2025
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