The Sanskrit word for female genitals. Translates to "source of all life" or "sacred space."
May I please enter your yoni?
by Jan Robinson December 2, 2003
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The literal definition of a puss magnet. His attractiveness is so strong he turns straight men gay faster than James Charles. Yoni also causes mass flooding no matter where he goes due to the major flooding cause by women’s leaking vaginas. All yoni’s have the n-word pass as they are all black. The epitome of human performance and appearance. A literal god among men.
Dan: Holy shit, that guy is a total yoni!
Craig: I think I just came so hard I shot a hole through my pants
by LittleFigger May 14, 2019
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The coolest person you will ever meet. Often Referred to as "That nigga" Will choke someone if you do stupid things.
Yo that man Yoni? He be that nigga.
by Some Bitch named Deltrice October 3, 2011
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the member of the group that catches all the pussy
Now my sister is pregnant, thanks Yoni.
by daddy-i-love-you December 12, 2017
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Fanny, Fud, A womans orifice, Nan
Geez a swatch at yi Yoni
by Christine Paterson May 16, 2008
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The guy who comes to your apartment to drink your alcohol.
Yoni came over to consume our whiskey.
by Fishy888 July 8, 2019
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Some fucking jewish ass loser who sat next to Evan on February 23rd, 2018 in Tanakh
Ew look at that Yoni sitting alone at the bar mitzvah
by JustSkillNoHax February 23, 2018
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