Yoni

The Sanskrit word for female genitals. Translates to "source of all life" or "sacred space."

May I please enter your yoni?

by Jan Robinson December 02, 2003

Yoni

The literal definition of a puss magnet. His attractiveness is so strong he turns straight men gay faster than James Charles. Yoni also causes mass flooding no matter where he goes due to the major flooding cause by women’s leaking vaginas. All yoni’s have the n-word pass as they are all black. The epitome of human performance and appearance. A literal god among men.

Dan: Holy shit, that guy is a total yoni!
Craig: I think I just came so hard I shot a hole through my pants

by LittleFigger May 14, 2019

Yoni

The coolest person you will ever meet. Often Referred to as "That nigga" Will choke someone if you do stupid things.

Yo that man Yoni? He be that nigga.

by Some Bitch named Deltrice October 03, 2011

Yoni

the member of the group that catches all the pussy

Now my sister is pregnant, thanks Yoni.

by daddy-i-love-you December 11, 2017

Yoni

Fanny, Fud, A womans orifice, Nan

Geez a swatch at yi Yoni

by Christine Paterson May 18, 2008

Yoni

The guy who comes to your apartment to drink your alcohol.

Yoni came over to consume our whiskey.

by Fishy888 July 07, 2019

Yoni

Some fucking jewish ass loser who sat next to Evan on February 23rd, 2018 in Tanakh

Ew look at that Yoni sitting alone at the bar mitzvah

by JustSkillNoHax May 07, 2018