Razorsone

Asshole

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

Razorboner

A symptom of becoming sexually aroused by University of Arkansas athletic events.

My Razorboner was still stiff after pounding LSU.

by MAHog December 11, 2010

razorboner

A vehemoth sports hard-on caused by the outrageous performance of the Arkansas Razorbacks, particularly under the leadership of BMFP (Bobby Motha' Effin' Petrino). Usually begins as a razorchub and through sports talk, articles, and whatnot becomes a full-flying razorboner.

Norb: Man, I had trouble concentrating today. All I could think about is my huge razorboner.
Drew: Totally. All day I look at sports articles about the hogs and stroke my razorboner. It was at full mast today. Ready to sail the swine seas.
Norb: Tell me about it. I got up from my desk today and rearranged all my paperwork with my raging razorboner on accident. Thank goodness I'd finished my coffee.

by TeeDeesNuts December 11, 2010

RazorSnatch

A vagina cluttered with multiple amounts of sharp and/or hazardous objects such as razors, thumb tacks, sand paper, etc. This is practiced by many self-conscious, outraged, psycho-cunted, teenage girls. Its effects can be felt during and after sexual intercourse by any male who made contact with such a snatch via their penis, tongue, or other body part. It also is considered a disease/disorder. Crazy, suicidal, pathological lying tit-kittens (teenage girls) often are labeled as "RazorSnatches."

1.) "That crazy blond-haired bitch sliced my cock'n'balls with her razorsnatch!"

2.) "In her pants lurks a razor clad beast!"

by Tanis K. Cassidy July 21, 2006

Razorbove

To go above and beyond

Everyday is an opportunity to Razorbove yesterdays bar

by SlangBang2021 August 11, 2021

RazorsnRoses

A goth retard who denies being a goth; one who cuts himself so he can brag, though no one gives a shit; one who looks for sympathy where there is none; a general retard

Oh look! RazorsnRoses finally killed himself! It only took 100 tries!

by Da Tr0LL November 19, 2003

RazorsnRoses

The place where I keep my penis.

John rests his beloved cock inside RazorsnRoses

by Jason January 22, 2004