Razorsone

Asshole

Razorsone by Anonymous September 17, 2003

Razorboner 

A symptom of becoming sexually aroused by University of Arkansas athletic events.

My Razorboner was still stiff after pounding LSU.

Razorboner by MAHog December 11, 2010

razorboner 

A vehemoth sports hard-on caused by the outrageous performance of the Arkansas Razorbacks, particularly under the leadership of BMFP (Bobby Motha' Effin' Petrino). Usually begins as a razorchub and through sports talk, articles, and whatnot becomes a full-flying razorboner.

Norb: Man, I had trouble concentrating today. All I could think about is my huge razorboner.
Drew: Totally. All day I look at sports articles about the hogs and stroke my razorboner. It was at full mast today. Ready to sail the swine seas.
Norb: Tell me about it. I got up from my desk today and rearranged all my paperwork with my raging razorboner on accident. Thank goodness I'd finished my coffee.

razorboner by TeeDeesNuts December 11, 2010

RazorSnatch 

A vagina cluttered with multiple amounts of sharp and/or hazardous objects such as razors, thumb tacks, sand paper, etc. This is practiced by many self-conscious, outraged, psycho-cunted, teenage girls. Its effects can be felt during and after sexual intercourse by any male who made contact with such a snatch via their penis, tongue, or other body part. It also is considered a disease/disorder. Crazy, suicidal, pathological lying tit-kittens (teenage girls) often are labeled as "RazorSnatches."

1.) "That crazy blond-haired bitch sliced my cock'n'balls with her razorsnatch!"

2.) "In her pants lurks a razor clad beast!"

RazorSnatch by Tanis K. Cassidy July 21, 2006

Razorbove 

To go above and beyond

Everyday is an opportunity to Razorbove yesterdays bar

Razorbove by SlangBang2021 August 11, 2021

RazorsnRoses 

A goth retard who denies being a goth; one who cuts himself so he can brag, though no one gives a shit; one who looks for sympathy where there is none; a general retard

Oh look! RazorsnRoses finally killed himself! It only took 100 tries!

RazorsnRoses by Da Tr0LL November 19, 2003

RazorsnRoses 

The place where I keep my penis.

John rests his beloved cock inside RazorsnRoses

RazorsnRoses by Jason January 22, 2004