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Razorboner
Razorboner by MAHog December 11, 2010
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razorboner
A vehemoth sports hard-on caused by the outrageous performance of the Arkansas Razorbacks, particularly under the leadership of BMFP (Bobby Motha' Effin' Petrino). Usually begins as a razorchub and through sports talk, articles, and whatnot becomes a full-flying razorboner.
Norb: Man, I had trouble concentrating today. All I could think about is my huge razorboner.
Drew: Totally. All day I look at sports articles about the hogs and stroke my razorboner. It was at full mast today. Ready to sail the swine seas.
Norb: Tell me about it. I got up from my desk today and rearranged all my paperwork with my raging razorboner on accident. Thank goodness I'd finished my coffee.
Drew: Totally. All day I look at sports articles about the hogs and stroke my razorboner. It was at full mast today. Ready to sail the swine seas.
Norb: Tell me about it. I got up from my desk today and rearranged all my paperwork with my raging razorboner on accident. Thank goodness I'd finished my coffee.
razorboner by TeeDeesNuts December 11, 2010
RazorSnatch
A vagina cluttered with multiple amounts of sharp and/or hazardous objects such as razors, thumb tacks, sand paper, etc. This is practiced by many self-conscious, outraged, psycho-cunted, teenage girls. Its effects can be felt during and after sexual intercourse by any male who made contact with such a snatch via their penis, tongue, or other body part. It also is considered a disease/disorder. Crazy, suicidal, pathological lying tit-kittens (teenage girls) often are labeled as "RazorSnatches."
1.) "That crazy blond-haired bitch sliced my cock'n'balls with her razorsnatch!"
2.) "In her pants lurks a razor clad beast!"
2.) "In her pants lurks a razor clad beast!"
RazorSnatch by Tanis K. Cassidy July 21, 2006
Razorbove
Razorbove by SlangBang2021 August 11, 2021
RazorsnRoses
A goth retard who denies being a goth; one who cuts himself so he can brag, though no one gives a shit; one who looks for sympathy where there is none; a general retard
RazorsnRoses by Da Tr0LL November 19, 2003
RazorsnRoses
RazorsnRoses by Jason January 22, 2004
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