Razorboner

A symptom of becoming sexually aroused by University of Arkansas athletic events.

My Razorboner was still stiff after pounding LSU.

by MAHog December 11, 2010

razorboner

A vehemoth sports hard-on caused by the outrageous performance of the Arkansas Razorbacks, particularly under the leadership of BMFP (Bobby Motha' Effin' Petrino). Usually begins as a razorchub and through sports talk, articles, and whatnot becomes a full-flying razorboner.

Norb: Man, I had trouble concentrating today. All I could think about is my huge razorboner.
Drew: Totally. All day I look at sports articles about the hogs and stroke my razorboner. It was at full mast today. Ready to sail the swine seas.
Norb: Tell me about it. I got up from my desk today and rearranged all my paperwork with my raging razorboner on accident. Thank goodness I'd finished my coffee.

by TeeDeesNuts December 11, 2010

razorberries

the kind of berries that are too sharp and dangerous for your own well-being.

Her razorberries own me.

by razorberries November 2, 2003

Razorbove

To go above and beyond

Everyday is an opportunity to Razorbove yesterdays bar

by SlangBang2021 August 11, 2021

Razorsone

Asshole

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

Razorbove

To go above and beyond

I choose to Razorbove and in time I will prosper.

by SlangBang1991 August 11, 2021