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Ray Allened 

to get fucked over by someone; just like Ray Allen fucked over the Boston Celtics by signing with the Miami Heat
"Hey bro, I saw your girl making out with the guy who choked your dog to death. She really Ray Allened you man"
Ray Allened by RisK July 8, 2012

dirty ray allen 

Named for Seattle basketball's Ray Allen's Long shot accuracy, the Dirty Ray Allen is performed during anal sex, the male will at the point of orgasm withdraw, grab the hair of the receiver and shoot his ejaculate from long distance into the waiting mouth of the recipient followed by placing his penis immediately in their mouth making him the 'Baller of the Week'.*
*An authentic Dirty Ray Allen is done while dressed in a SuperSonics jersey.
"Yo dawg, I skied from 3 point land and Dirty Ray Allen'd that bitch!"
dirty ray allen by Mr. Honest August 1, 2006

Ray Allen 

To bail LeBron out with a clutch late-game 3-pointer
"Anthony Davis Ray Allen-ed last night against the Nuggets!"

"Kyrie Irving Ray Allen-ed in Game 7 of the 2016 NBA Finals and ruined the Warriors' bid for 'greatest team in NBA history'."
Ray Allen by LakersButNotLeBronFan September 21, 2020

Ray Allen 

Almost Best Three Point Shooter of all time. Especially in finals against los Angeles to Win Championship for Boston Celtics. Played Much Better than Kobe' in 2008 Playoffs no matter what anyone says. Also Awsome defender and Free throw shooter. Damn He's Good.
"His 9th 3 pointer for the game, Damn Ray allens on Fire"
"Ray Allen 99% from the field"

Lil Johhny Swishes it from the 3 point line. Johnny Says "Ray Allen".
Ray Allen by JR Fizzle August 20, 2008

ray allen 

One of the best three-point shooters in the NBA. Unfortunately isn't getting much done on the poor Supersonics, who probably won't see another title for 5 years or so.
"Ray Allen shoots the J from 30 feet..."
ray allen by D-Miles October 15, 2006

ray allen 

ray allen is a gross basketball player who only stays outside the ring and is scared of going past the three-point line. His inability to layup or dunk represents why he shall never become a great nba player.
ray allen by kobe7 August 2, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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