ray allen

One of the best three-point shooters in the NBA. Unfortunately isn't getting much done on the poor Supersonics, who probably won't see another title for 5 years or so.

"Ray Allen shoots the J from 30 feet..."

by D-Miles October 15, 2006

the architect

An idiot in the Matrix who uses such complex words that you can't understand what the fuck he's saying.

The Architect: Ergo, concordantly, vis-a-vis. ...You know what? I don't even know what the fuck I'm saying. I just thought it would make me sound cool."

by D-Miles August 20, 2006

disgusting sexual references

What 99.9% of Urban Dictionary definitions are.

Some disgusting sexual references: Charleston Chew Alaskan Firedragon Dirty Sanchez Alabama Hotpocket Panamanian Petting Zoo Maui Mudslide Mississippi Meathook

...and pretty much anything that ends in "steamer"

by D-Miles October 01, 2006

stephen chow

Among the best (and funniest) Asian action stars around today.

Stephen Chow's best 2 movies are Shaolin Soccer and Kung Fu Hustle.

by D-Miles October 08, 2006

j's

Short for jumpshots.

He's making those j's look easy from that range.

by D-Miles October 15, 2006

man up

Be more brave. Step up.

Talkin' talkin' talkin' talkin' talkin' dat shit?
Talkin' talkin' talkin' talkin' talkin' dat shit?
Talkin' talkin' talkin' talkin' talkin' dat shit?
Talkin' talkin' talkin' talkin' talkin' dat shit?
Man up, muthafucka, man up.

by D-Miles October 01, 2006

swimming lessons on the penis

A term used to mean dickriding. Made popular by Ludacris's new single, "Money Maker"

Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis
Backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a genius

by D-Miles September 14, 2006