Ratmonkey

A ratmonkey is someone whom possesses the qualities of both the rat and the monkey. This word was derived from ancient RTK tablets, carved by the Rat gods and the Monkey lords. It was once a word of great pride, but now it is one of great shame due to societal changes. It is even considered a slur in some cultures.

"Please burn yourself alive you Ratmonkey."
"This ratmonkey keeps on spamming me."
"GODDAMN IT YOU FAT RATMONKEY I WILL KILL YOU"

by Zynxos January 21, 2024

Ratdonkey

A really sexy animal. Half rat half donkey. Usually very sassy. Beware of the ratdonkey

Wow what a sexy ratdonkey!

by Raggidydoo October 16, 2016

catmonkey

A rare and exotic animal. Only one has been found to date. The Catmonkey is a cross between a cat and a monkey. He looks like a cat and behaves like a monkey. The Catmonkey is very cheeky but also kind, and is known to associate with another rare breed, the Stinky Chimp.

'I went to the Amazon and saw a catmonkey in its natural habitat'
'Wow'

by Monkeyscientist January 27, 2015

RedMonkey

To eliminate the humorous value of a joke due to blatant overuse and terrible timing.

Okay, you totally redmonkeyed that joke.

by BD May 19, 2003

roadmonkey

A curious individual who finds joy in exploring the unknown, breaking a few rules & working hard to create positive change for people in need.

There aren't many travelers as resillent, creative and thoughtful as she is; she's a real roadmonkey.

by wanderlost November 27, 2011

rat monkey

A misbehaving housecat.

Damnit! The stupid rat monkey got into the garbage again.

by xyz April 19, 2005

ass-sucking-batmonkey

Adjective:
Describes someone who sucks up to everyone he/she things is cool

That motherfucking ass-sucking-batmonkey is ass-sucking my grandmother.

by Rondog December 16, 2007