Definitions by Zynxos

Astroing 

When jumping sends you into space because of how fat you are, or when your fat flaps are big enough to propel you into space.

I think Gretta might start astroing if she keeps on gaining weight

Astroing by Zynxos March 12, 2024

Returd 

How a retard with a scat fetish spells "Retard," in Roblox game chat.

This crippled returd fugged me up.

Returd by Zynxos January 26, 2024

445

The more enhanced and shortened version of the word "Pedophile." The slang, "445," originates from the sports YouTuber, EDP445, who was caught attempting to tango a child.

i caught you licking kids bro, stop being such a 445 mah man.

445 by Zynxos January 26, 2024

Ratmonkey

A ratmonkey is someone whom possesses the qualities of both the rat and the monkey. This word was derived from ancient RTK tablets, carved by the Rat gods and the Monkey lords. It was once a word of great pride, but now it is one of great shame due to societal changes. It is even considered a slur in some cultures.

"Please burn yourself alive you Ratmonkey."
"This ratmonkey keeps on spamming me."
"GODDAMN IT YOU FAT RATMONKEY I WILL KILL YOU"

Ratmonkey by Zynxos January 21, 2024

Redonkulous 

A really stupid way of saying "ridiculous." If you are a donkey and an idiot, this is the word for you.

Oh man I stubbed my pinky toe this is so damn redonkulous I need a manager.

Redonkulous by Zynxos January 7, 2022