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RedMonkey 

Adj. Extremely unfunny; unsuccessfully attempting to display wit or humor.
No one in the room laughed at the horrible comedian's Redmonkey joke.
RedMonkey by Anonymous March 19, 2003

RedMonkey 

Redmonkey - Slur

(Noun) A person that is so fucking pathetic he/she makes references to no longer humorous, or a person who finds originally funny jokes and then promptly shoots them in the face and mutilates any former humor the joke had.
Thank you Redmonkey for completely killing that joke!
RedMonkey by den March 19, 2003

RedMonkey 

1.Noun. To be a closet homosexual
2.Adj/Noun. To be or resemble the looks or qualities of a douche
*NOTE: No example necessary, just look at Red*
RedMonkey by Trip & Whut March 19, 2003

RedMonkey 

Redmonkey - n. Offensive Slang
Used as a disparaging term for a homosexual man.
Boy I sure don't like that guy he is a big Redmonkey; supposedly his dad gives it to him in the ass, what a fagget.
RedMonkey by hurley March 19, 2003

RedMonkey 

Slang for vaginal skin irritation after intercourse.
After our honeymoon, I had a bad case of RedMonkey.
RedMonkey by Anonymous March 19, 2003

RedMonkey 

a person lacking any and all self-confedence who manafests pointless topics on internet message boards as a defence mechagnism to the disorder.
any redmonkey post/topic.
RedMonkey by your mom December 7, 2003