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RedMonkey 

To eliminate the humorous value of a joke due to blatant overuse and terrible timing.
Okay, you totally redmonkeyed that joke.
RedMonkey by BD May 19, 2003

RedMonkey 

Adj. Extremely unfunny; unsuccessfully attempting to display wit or humor.
No one in the room laughed at the horrible comedian's Redmonkey joke.
RedMonkey by Anonymous March 19, 2003

rootmonkey 

n - A group of mindless retards who blindly lick the scrotum of a two-bit mIRC scripter who, after the downfall of MSN Chat, fled to Buzzen Chat and was proclaimed a god for his POS code (Moschino) and goes by the nickname Dabba.
Greetings fellow rootmonkey, Dabba deserves 423 anus kissings today.
rootmonkey by napalm (the real one) September 26, 2008

Robomonkey 

what to say about him...well he is a fat guy who resides in california. he attends school. and he is an avid gamer. Robomonkey plays Counter-Strike, Day of Defeat, America's Army, The Specialists, Digital paintball, Rise of Nations, and soon, Half Life 2 and CS: Source.

Robomonkey is also a PBR member. he resides in OT and rarely goes into GPB talk. when he does, he is a complete noob. but, he still loves paintball.
Robomonkey!: wow. five TMP kills in a row. i ownt j00.

Robomonkey! wrote this.
Robomonkey by Robomonkey December 7, 2004

RedMonkey 

Redmonkey - Slur

(Noun) A person that is so fucking pathetic he/she makes references to no longer humorous, or a person who finds originally funny jokes and then promptly shoots them in the face and mutilates any former humor the joke had.
Thank you Redmonkey for completely killing that joke!
RedMonkey by den March 19, 2003

RedMonkey 

1.Noun. To be a closet homosexual
2.Adj/Noun. To be or resemble the looks or qualities of a douche
*NOTE: No example necessary, just look at Red*
RedMonkey by Trip & Whut March 19, 2003
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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