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I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass
Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.
I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019
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Rathel • rachel • Rachelle • rachel-ing • rachele • rachel gardner • Rachel Ray • rachel bilson • Rachell • rachel zegler
rahela
Strong beautiful women that has a hard extrerior but is soft on the inside.
She is fair and the most caring person you’ll ever meet.
She loves going to sleep and resting but will get out of her way to earn as much money as possible if needed.
You’ll have a little trouble on the way of your life as you go into an adult but,
If your name is Rahela, you are the most luckiest person and in the end you’ll realise how great your life is...
She is fair and the most caring person you’ll ever meet.
She loves going to sleep and resting but will get out of her way to earn as much money as possible if needed.
You’ll have a little trouble on the way of your life as you go into an adult but,
If your name is Rahela, you are the most luckiest person and in the end you’ll realise how great your life is...
Rahela is her name
Rather Having
The act of taking one option over the other without real regard for what the mainstream would consider sound logic, making this act bold and brave. Rather Having is not to be confused with preferring something, which any loser can do.
Circa 2009 one would prefer Dwight Howard to Ronny Turiaf, but a brave soul would be rather having Ronny.
Rather Having by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 28, 2018
I would rather get my dick sucked
The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS
example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS
I would rather get my dick sucked by GarAssNigga November 7, 2018
I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!
A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!
I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife! by Mazza King October 7, 2018
Rachele
Rachele is typically a French name.
It's given to the most beautiful girls, rachele's are beautiful,sweet,hot,sexy,caring, funny, and gorgeous. Rachele's make the best friends and even better girlfriends. Girls are in luck racheles usually swing both ways.
racheles will always be there for you no matter what. She will Stand by you through thick and thin.
You'll have the biggest crush of your life on a rachele, she gives you butterflies everytime you see her. You can't get enough of her beautiful smile and sexyhips. Always keep a rachele close.
It's given to the most beautiful girls, rachele's are beautiful,sweet,hot,sexy,caring, funny, and gorgeous. Rachele's make the best friends and even better girlfriends. Girls are in luck racheles usually swing both ways.
racheles will always be there for you no matter what. She will Stand by you through thick and thin.
You'll have the biggest crush of your life on a rachele, she gives you butterflies everytime you see her. You can't get enough of her beautiful smile and sexyhips. Always keep a rachele close.
1.
Me : I'm finally dating rachele
Friend : dude no way, she's the hottest girl in school.
2. Rachele is my very best friend
Me : I'm finally dating rachele
Friend : dude no way, she's the hottest girl in school.
2. Rachele is my very best friend
Rachele by Jelly kat 2684 May 13, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026