Noun.
A connoisseur of ratchet women, especially those pulled from nightclubs after last call. The ratcheteer's natural mating call is Rihanna's Talk That Talk which he requests from the
DJ or sits in the parking lot banging from his car. The Ratcheteer has a specialized mating
dance, similar to a body roll, used to signal ratchets that he is in
heat. He is especially adept at disposing of evidence in parking lots.
Once a ratcheteer has identified and brought his ratchet back from the
club for an "afterparty" he seeks out four specific environments for mating:
1. A living room full of partygoers
2. A public balcony
3. Someones
kitchen
4. An air mattress
The ratcheteer typically will have no recollection of the previous
evening as they will sleep until noon the next day. They will only find out about their behavior once on word spreads of their ratchetry on social media websites. Ratcheteers will spend all Monday at work on
Facebook deleting evidence so close friends and family do not discover their ratchetness.
Q. What time is it?
A. 1:57 AM.
Q. Did you see
that guy parking lot creepin' on those ratchets?
A. Yes, he promised them soda and
nuggets at his afterpary.
Q. He should be put on probation for ratcheteering son.
A. Fo
sho. bboy.
