Raptures
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Raptured
Raptured by charleymcpope October 12, 2019
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spiritual rapture
spiritus raptus:
1- an expression of passion or ecstacy
2- the overwhelming emotions resulting from a devine or spiritual encounter.
3- a euphoric / mystical state of being
see: Sartre's definition of being, ref: Being and Nothingness c. 1965
4- the final assumption of Christians (oh shit, not another) into heaven
see: End of Day's: but only after Satan routes the internal organs out of the films heroine with his (totally circumsised) disembowling / glass shard spiked, strapped on (or not) man's man tool of an angelic Lardon! see: End of Day's again (sober)
see: The Devil's by Ken Russell (not sober)
Note: SR is not to be associated with, but similar to huffing on nitrogen gas.
don't see: huffing (it's played),
see: nitrogen narcosis weeeeeeeeeee! (to be thoroughly explored)
1- an expression of passion or ecstacy
2- the overwhelming emotions resulting from a devine or spiritual encounter.
3- a euphoric / mystical state of being
see: Sartre's definition of being, ref: Being and Nothingness c. 1965
4- the final assumption of Christians (oh shit, not another) into heaven
see: End of Day's: but only after Satan routes the internal organs out of the films heroine with his (totally circumsised) disembowling / glass shard spiked, strapped on (or not) man's man tool of an angelic Lardon! see: End of Day's again (sober)
see: The Devil's by Ken Russell (not sober)
Note: SR is not to be associated with, but similar to huffing on nitrogen gas.
don't see: huffing (it's played),
see: nitrogen narcosis weeeeeeeeeee! (to be thoroughly explored)
In the preparation of Jesus, Mary had experienced the spiritual rapture in coupling with her boy Joey from Brooklyn. *spiritus raptus my dick, yo!
spiritual rapture by Rono December 12, 2008
rapture bunny
A dogmatic follower of End-Times or Armageddon Christianity, otherwise known as dispensationalism begun by John Darby in early 1800s England.
rapture bunny by Dave Stern September 23, 2006
Goat Rapture
The Goat Rapture is like the Rapture movie, but instead of people being sucked into the sky, the goats of the world are slowly disappearing.
*goat noise slowly drifts upwards*
Will: Hey, James did you here that?
James: Don't worry it's probably just the impending doom of the Goat Rapture.
Will: Oh, never mind then.
Will: Hey, James did you here that?
James: Don't worry it's probably just the impending doom of the Goat Rapture.
Will: Oh, never mind then.
Goat Rapture by TeamCade May 13, 2016
anal rapture
Don't go in the bathroom for a while. The anal rapture caused by the three scoops of chili at Mongolian Barbeque is going to need some time!
anal rapture by Travoltine January 13, 2009
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