A force beyond this world that causes misfortures to occur in sporting events.
"No, SIR why did my boy fumble?"

"The Reverend causes fumbles not the SIR. Thank you Reverend!!!"
by GAUD November 18, 2004
The most popular deifying title - Reverend which is derived from Latin reverendus. Greeks rendered the word, Augustus - Acts 25:21; 25:25 - by Sebastos, literally reverend.

"He sent redemption unto His people; He hath commanded His covenant for ever, holy and reverend is His name" Psalm 111:9. The word, reverend, is found only one time in the entire Bible of the King James Version and then it was attributed to God; and it is derived from the Hebrew word, Yare, which occurs several hundred times in the original Bible.

It has been rendered by such words as fearful, terrible and dreadful. The thought intended by the Psalmist is that God is holy and deserved to be worshiped. It is a staunch belief of every Christian that there is only one God and He is the Reverend.
by Pisabbathi March 10, 2006
n. Common reference to the great soul singer Al Green, whose greatest hit was "Let's Stay Together." It was in the early 1970s that Green san a run of hits that made him not just an R&B star but a pop icon. Since 1976, Green has concentrated on gospel music, recording numerous albums, but only two pop offerings. Since 1979, he has led his Baptist congregation, the Full Gospel Tabernacle, in Memphis, Tenn. For his release in 2007, "Everything’s OK," Green embraces both worlds by releasing a "secular" album under the name The Reverend Al Green.
"I wanted to put on this album who I am—to 'fess up to it! I'm the Reverend Al Green, and everybody calls me that, from Argentina all the way to the Catskills. So that's who I am."

"They've got catfish on the table
They've got gospel in the air
And Reverend Green be glad to see you
When you haven't got a prayer
But you got a prayer in Memphis"
-- Marc Cohn, 'Walking in Memphis'
by Dan Weyandt March 31, 2008
A holy scripture written by the fabled prophet Gu Zhen Ren detailing the life of the lord and savior, Fang Yuan aka the Great Love Immortal Venerable. Unfortunately, due to the dastardly manipulation of the CCP, this bible was banned before it finished, leaving many Daoists with a crippling emptiness that will never be fulfilled.
"Damn bro, you re-reading Reverend Insanity again? It's been like four years."

"There is nothing else in this mundane world that can satisfy me. Only RI and benefits matter."
by Manager Kim May 20, 2022
One Radical Reverend. May have became ordained online. Known to be uniquely humorous and quite good looking.

Has been known to do weddings and exorcisms alike.
Did you see Reverend Rad conduct that Radical ceremony? Boy I wish I could do that.

My fiancé is possessed, can you perform a marriage and exorcism together? SURE!
by The Crusty Kr3w March 4, 2017
A dull and serious person with a limited sense of humour who always spoils jokes or light conversation by pointing out any flaw or exception
Person 1: "Damn chip packets only fill up halfway it's so unfair"
Person 2: "Yea mate they're half air what are we paying for?"
Person 3: "Actually, the slight inflation of the potato chip bag with nitrogen serves to prevent product spoilage or damage during transport. Furthermore, the mere volume of a chip bag should not give you an indication of how many chips are inside, but rather the mass of the product which is clearly labelled."
Person 1: "ok Reverend Killjoy"
by emcee-sdOG January 25, 2015
Cutting your wrists while jerking off, and using the blood as lube.
Did you hear how Jack died?

How?

He was jerking off and didn't have any lube so he gave himself a Red Reverend. He bled out before he could finish.

Damn
by Flemdaddy February 9, 2011