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Raptured 

To be spiked/harassed at a club or bar
“Babe, I got Raptured at Rapture last night!”

“Not again!”
Raptured by charleymcpope October 12, 2019
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Raptured 

stolen, enticed, a rape of the senses, a good feeling, a state of awesomeness, love, and all the above
the piece of music raptured my heart.
Raptured by Holden Megroin December 14, 2009

Raptured 

To disappear without reason; to disappear without an explanation; to vanish
"I took a dump, but when i got up, there was nothing in the bowl. I think my deuce got raptured"
Raptured by poachbox July 9, 2011

Raptured 

To end one's life quickly. (As in walking in front of a car)
That guy better move before he gets raptured.
Raptured by ChappyLew October 23, 2011

Raptured 

When you and a group of family members are taking a picture, and your step-uncle sneaks in from behind and bends over you sexually. When the picture is snapped it looks like you and him are having anal in the corner.
Look at Kent and Becky in the corner of the picture! Becky totally got raptured!
Raptured by flaminfunyun October 30, 2011

You've Been Raptured 

To have something bad happen to you, unexpectedly or not.
After Having your way with a girl, she gets up and tells you she has STDs or AIDS

A friend might pop into the room and scream, "You've been Raptured!"

A book falls on your foot in the library

A friend looks at you and says, "You've been raptured!"

spiritual rapture 

spiritus raptus:

1- an expression of passion or ecstacy

2- the overwhelming emotions resulting from a devine or spiritual encounter.

3- a euphoric / mystical state of being
see: Sartre's definition of being, ref: Being and Nothingness c. 1965

4- the final assumption of Christians (oh shit, not another) into heaven
see: End of Day's: but only after Satan routes the internal organs out of the films heroine with his (totally circumsised) disembowling / glass shard spiked, strapped on (or not) man's man tool of an angelic Lardon! see: End of Day's again (sober)
see: The Devil's by Ken Russell (not sober)

Note: SR is not to be associated with, but similar to huffing on nitrogen gas.
don't see: huffing (it's played),
see: nitrogen narcosis weeeeeeeeeee! (to be thoroughly explored)
In the preparation of Jesus, Mary had experienced the spiritual rapture in coupling with her boy Joey from Brooklyn. *spiritus raptus my dick, yo!
spiritual rapture by Rono December 12, 2008
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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