Rappsturbation
Rappsturbation by AdamPizzy September 16, 2008
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Rapturbation
Due to the near unanswerable question of "What is it called if you rape you're own clone? Rape or masturbation?" a new word has been invented to answer this question.
Rapturbation by IXTakaXI October 18, 2009
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Ragesturbation
"Damian is so hot but he doesn't want me... I guess I'll ragesturbate again"
"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, DAVE, THERE GOES THE LAST SHIT THAT I EVER GAVE, ISN'T IT IRONIC, USED TO BE PLATONIC, THEN I REALIZED, I'M HORNS OVER HEELS, FOR... GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DAVE"
"My ragesturbation was great last night, I kept thinking about how Sidney left me for that douche bag"
"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, DAVE, THERE GOES THE LAST SHIT THAT I EVER GAVE, ISN'T IT IRONIC, USED TO BE PLATONIC, THEN I REALIZED, I'M HORNS OVER HEELS, FOR... GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DAVE"
"My ragesturbation was great last night, I kept thinking about how Sidney left me for that douche bag"
Ragesturbation by CrEaM n' SuGaR May 25, 2017
rapesturbation
I totally got drunk last night and had a sad session of rapesturbation...I was crying the whole time
rapesturbation by Crunchyness March 14, 2008
Rapeturbation
Rapeturbation is the process of raping a clone of yourself. It's not fully rape, because it is technically you. But it's also not fully masturbation, because it's a separate body. Can also be called masturape.
Dr. Evil decided to engage in some rapeturbation by sodomizing Mini-Me because he was horny and bored.
Rapeturbation by Enarc January 29, 2012
happsturbation
(n.) the act of masturbating not because you're sexually aroused, but because you're just so happy you have to touch yourself.
Jamie: what are your plans this afternoon?
Carla: you know, I'm having such a good day I think I'll participate in some happsturbation!
Carla: you know, I'm having such a good day I think I'll participate in some happsturbation!
happsturbation by Happy Slappin May 2, 2014
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