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Rapesturbation 

Rape + Masturbation the rape of one self (forcing oneself to masturbate in a sad crying state
Rapesturbation When your sad in a corner jackin down hard you wanna stop but you dont you wont. No shaming or victim blaming but my boy your surely rapesturbating

Rapturbation 

Due to the near unanswerable question of "What is it called if you rape you're own clone? Rape or masturbation?" a new word has been invented to answer this question.
I totally rapturbated last night.

Rapturbation? Is that legal?
Rapturbation by IXTakaXI October 18, 2009

Ragesturbation

"Damian is so hot but he doesn't want me... I guess I'll ragesturbate again"

"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, DAVE, THERE GOES THE LAST SHIT THAT I EVER GAVE, ISN'T IT IRONIC, USED TO BE PLATONIC, THEN I REALIZED, I'M HORNS OVER HEELS, FOR... GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DAVE"

"My ragesturbation was great last night, I kept thinking about how Sidney left me for that douche bag"

ragesterbation 

The act of masturbation while enraged, furious, or in an otherwise aggressive state of mind in order to attempt to release the negative feelings. Not to be confused with passive-agresterbation
I was so pissed when my girlfriend dumped me that I spent all of the next day in an act of ragesterbation to her image.
ragesterbation by Reese Cuppy October 20, 2010

Rapeturbation 

Rapeturbation is the process of raping a clone of yourself. It's not fully rape, because it is technically you. But it's also not fully masturbation, because it's a separate body. Can also be called masturape.
Dr. Evil decided to engage in some rapeturbation by sodomizing Mini-Me because he was horny and bored.
Rapeturbation by Enarc January 29, 2012

rapsturbating 

I like 2chains a lot so I rasturbate to it, rapsturbating is So fun
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Larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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