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rapenaldo 

A Portuguese striker who likes to fly to go on trips to Las Vegas and try to catch as many rape accusations as possible.
Be careful, when I was using the slots machine, Rapenaldo took my wife and vanished. Must’ve been a big game!
rapenaldo by Tapiano Dolphinaldo September 1, 2021

rapemapsexuality 

This is another stupid idea from a small part of the media of today, it is a disgusting attempt to make rape and sexual attraction to minors acceptable in society some may say it’s the only fake sexuality that’s that’s worse than dream sexuality
Person 1“I identify with rapemapsexuality”
Person 2 “ get the hell out you stupid piece of crap and go burn in hell for all eternity as you grovel the grounds of hot fire”
Person 3 “ yeah what he said”
rapemapsexuality by Peralesis August 22, 2021

Rapenaldo 

A professional footballer from Portugal who is popular for crying out at people. He goes to England with a bottle in his hand, gets benched 24/7, cries, Goes to Arabian bomb league and still isn't gonna start
"I started my TV and saw Pier-Morgan Man/Rapenaldo crying out at. Now Rapenaldo plays in Arabian league"

Rapenapped 

When a friend you dislike hanging out with keeps inviting you to stayover thier house.
To be held against your will someplace you would rather not be.
Britny: I was completly rapenapped by olivia this weekend, i couldn't even come up with an excuse to get out of staying over!

Jessica: wow, that sounds terrible i hate when olivia rapenaps me, i would have rather been raped by a shark
Rapenapped by M-O-N-E-Y July 3, 2009

rapeapalooza

a moment or occurrence where many people die in quick succession.
Left 4 Dead 2: you and your friend grab katanas and take on a horde of infected and emerge untouched.
YOU: THAT WAS A TOTAL RAPEAPALOOZA!!
rapeapalooza by Torngasack-XBL June 29, 2010
A burly fratboy who slips mickeys in girl's drinks and then bangs them.
-What happened to Shirley last night?
-She got d.r.ed by some rapeape.
rapeape by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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