A Portuguese striker who likes to fly to go on trips to Las Vegas and try to catch as many rape accusations as possible.
Be careful, when I was using the slots machine, Rapenaldo took my wife and vanished. Must’ve been a big game!
by Tapiano Dolphinaldo September 1, 2021
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"I started my TV and saw Pier-Morgan Man/Rapenaldo crying out at. Now Rapenaldo plays in Arabian league"
by Rapenaldo/PiersMorgan-Man January 1, 2023
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Renaldo is a brave genourous caring and handsome man who gets all the girls. Renaldos care about people and aren't afraid of nothing except God
Your such a Renaldo. I love Renaldo
by Rex125 October 1, 2018
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Person one: My heart keeps getting broken by jerks. Why cant i just find a guy that is good looking and treats me right?
Person two: You are looking for a Renaldo. He is the one.
Person two: You are looking for a Renaldo. He is the one.
by Murphy Mosquito November 11, 2019
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Simon: "Renaldo, what was that called?"
Renaldo Lapuz: "The title? We're Brothers Forever."
Simon: "I have a horrible feeling that's going to be a hit record."
Renaldo Lapuz: "The title? We're Brothers Forever."
Simon: "I have a horrible feeling that's going to be a hit record."
by BrianWallenstein January 27, 2008
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