Raped Ape

Runs like an ape that was just raped. e.g. a fast car

That Camaro has 500 shot, so it won't last long, but it runs like a raped ape today!

by Jilly The Kid May 1, 2021

Raped Ape

Apparently working like a raped ape means you are working your ass off. If i were raped by an ape, i sure as shit wouldnt be working, let alone working fast. My husband said this to me today after he told me he had to get the job done 1 hour before quitting time. It was a job that should have taken 3 hours.

I worked like a raped ape to finish before the end of the work day

by Dawscor February 12, 2021

raped ape

1) something that goes wicked freakin fast
2)something going like a bat out of hell

backround:have you ever seen a raped ape? i goes like a MOFO

"i slapped a chick on the ass, and she went like a raped ape"

by Lewis October 20, 2004

rape ape

Professional Boxer Mike Tyson

Remember when Rape Ape bit off that Holifield guy's ear? That fucking ruled!

by Aesop May 1, 2004

Rape Ape

The one who's going around raping all these statues.

What kind of sick bastard would rape a cast bronze statue?
A mans junk could have never made this kind of damage.
Well what then?
A gorilla sir, a gorilla's junk would big enough.
A raping gorilla? Good lord it must have been rape ape!!!

by Xander Freakin Crews February 20, 2009

rape ape

An ancient Chinese ape called a Jue Yuan that would kidnap, rape, and impregnate human women according to legend.

The Chinese say if a monkey lives 1,300 years it becomes a rape ape.

by Travoltron April 9, 2016

Ape Rape

Term used to describe the move in Super Smash Bros. (Melee) in which Donkey Kong picks up his opponent and jumps off the ledge, effectively killing them both.

He had two lives, and I only had one, so he ape raped my character to win the game!

by Aspinyata May 11, 2005