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A Portuguese striker who likes to fly to go on trips to Las Vegas and try to catch as many rape accusations as possible.

Be careful, when I was using the slots machine, Rapenaldo took my wife and vanished. Must’ve been a big game!

rapenaldo by Tapiano Dolphinaldo September 1, 2021

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Rapenaldo

A professional footballer from Portugal who is popular for crying out at people. He goes to England with a bottle in his hand, gets benched 24/7, cries, Goes to Arabian bomb league and still isn't gonna start

"I started my TV and saw Pier-Morgan Man/Rapenaldo crying out at. Now Rapenaldo plays in Arabian league"

Rapenaldo by Rapenaldo/PiersMorgan-Man January 1, 2023

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Renaldo

Renaldo is a brave genourous caring and handsome man who gets all the girls. Renaldos care about people and aren't afraid of nothing except God

Your such a Renaldo. I love Renaldo

Renaldo by Rex125 October 1, 2018

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lee ranaldo

Guitar player known for playing in Sonic Youth. He released his first solo album in 2012.

Lee Ranaldo plays guitar like an angel on acid

lee ranaldo by witch-season February 17, 2012

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Renaldo

The person you spend your whole life looking for. A handsome guy with a body that blows your breath away. He is an outgoing and bold person, but also the kindest guy you'll know. Girls drool over him. He is in love with one special girl that he would do anything for. If you get your hands on a Renaldo, don't ever let him go.

Person one: My heart keeps getting broken by jerks. Why cant i just find a guy that is good looking and treats me right?
Person two: You are looking for a Renaldo. He is the one.

Renaldo by Murphy Mosquito November 11, 2019

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Renaldo Lapuz

A lyrical genius who wrote and sang the hit song, "We're Brothers Forever" on the eighth season of American Idol.

Simon: "Renaldo, what was that called?"
Renaldo Lapuz: "The title? We're Brothers Forever."
Simon: "I have a horrible feeling that's going to be a hit record."

Renaldo Lapuz by BrianWallenstein January 27, 2008

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Raynaldo

Simple,the nigga will fuck yo bitch

And make you watch

Man I wish I was a Raynaldo

Raynaldo by …45 May 24, 2022

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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