ragesterbation

The act of masturbation while enraged, furious, or in an otherwise aggressive state of mind in order to attempt to release the negative feelings. Not to be confused with passive-agresterbation

I was so pissed when my girlfriend dumped me that I spent all of the next day in an act of ragesterbation to her image.

by Reese Cuppy October 20, 2010

Ragesterbation

To masturbate due to being extremely angry over someone or something. Typically, this occurs when one is owned at a video game or shunned from a group.

Person 1: "You are grounded, go to your room."
Person 2: "Man why you hatin' on the young folk?"
Person 1: "Room, now!"
Person 2: "Aw man, I'm mad as a mofo!" (begins to masturbate in fury)
Person 1: "What the hell?!"
Person 2: (cums on Person 1's face) "Awwwh, yeah boi!"
Person 1: "OMFG, WTF!"
Person 3: "Don't worry, it's just ragesterbation."

by randomguy36 May 16, 2014

Ragesturbation

Angrily fapping.

"Damian is so hot but he doesn't want me... I guess I'll ragesturbate again"

"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, DAVE, THERE GOES THE LAST SHIT THAT I EVER GAVE, ISN'T IT IRONIC, USED TO BE PLATONIC, THEN I REALIZED, I'M HORNS OVER HEELS, FOR... GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DAVE"

"My ragesturbation was great last night, I kept thinking about how Sidney left me for that douche bag"

by CrEaM n' SuGaR May 25, 2017

rasterbation

The act of printing a large image on several pieces of paper to tape together into a poster.

The image was too large for his printer, so he had to resort to rasterbation.

by MisterPD May 27, 2006

rapesturbation

rape of oneself
rape + masturbation

I totally got drunk last night and had a sad session of rapesturbation...I was crying the whole time

by Crunchyness March 14, 2008

Regresterbation

The act of repeatatively regressing software bugs and/or glitches in quick yet worthwhile and meaningful spurts.

Commence regresterbation of the World of Warcraft beta graphic bugs.

by RMA October 12, 2004

rasterbation

The action of masturbation while wearing a Rastafarian hat (preferably with dreadlocks) and smoking large sums of marijuana. Generally those who partake in this activity shout "yaman" at the moment of ejaculation.

Fred: "Hey, you guys wanna have a huge rasterbation session tonight?"
Tad: "You know it!"

by rasterbator1 July 7, 2009