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An extremely violent, uncontrollably angry reaction over the not working Wi-Fi
A streamer just threw a rage-fi while he was in the development of his Roblox experience due to a sudden outage with his Internet Service Provider (ISP)
Rage-fi by EF2020 February 2, 2026
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wi-fi rage 

similar to road rage but the rage ensues when your wi-fi connection keeps dropping out.
her Wi-Fi connection dropped out for the tenth time in a row and she screamed with wi-fi rage.
wi-fi rage by kiwikbh February 23, 2011
More commonly known as the "Fist of Rage" or "Devil's Right Hook" (or left hook, for those fateful 10%), The Rage Fist is a psychokinetic attack, normally the summation of all the suffering the assailant has incurred in one or more lifetimes.
The rage fist has been observed to be manifested when directly provoked, physically or verbally, but is in no way premeditated. Much like instinct, it is a reflex attack, done out of haste or, as noted, out of Rage.

A direct hit has been known to not break, but *shatter* human bone, or permanently impair organ function. psychological effects have not been determined.

The parts of the body most vulnerable to the Rage Fist are the Sternum, the diaphragm, and the face. Care should be taken to avoid blows to the back, as paralysis is a possibility.



Crime Scene Investigator: "So can you tell me what happened to the victim?"

Inspector: "This man was not the victim."

CSI: "How do you know that?"

Inspector: "It's the way the face is concave. It's not like any other blunt force trauma, bone is smashed into bone here. This was done out of self-defense, and only the Devil knows what this man did to deserve this."

--overheard conversation at undisclosed crime scene.

*rage fist*

rage-fist 

Penetration of the vaginal canal and anal cavity with both fists, allowing the knuckles to be felt by each other, through the dividing membrane.
You mom is so dirty that I spent all night rage-fisting her!
rage-fist by PFDD May 19, 2008
While having rage in a game of quake 3 one takes out the gauntlet and runs around trying to kill people with their fist for the rest of the match.
Kyle is rage fisting again.
rage fist by gak September 18, 2008

Rage-fire 

Rage-fire. An extreme bonfire fuelled by spousal betrayal as in my partner got caught cheating with an ugly munter.
Rage-fire. As in I had a RAGE -FIRE today, I burnt all the cheating ******s belongings in the garden
Rage-fire by I go the crazies August 18, 2021

filipino rage 

Filipino Rage is a anger that can only be summoned from those of filipino decent. The rage may result with yelling in a demonic-like voice, and the person gaining incredible strength.
Guy1: Did you just see that kid rip that desk in two?
Guy2: Yeah, he's got some mad filipino rage.

"Power level over 9000!!!"
filipino rage by TheRevolution19 January 24, 2007
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