This is an act to only be attempted by
people who are very sexually adventrous, flexiable, with good insurance, and a tolerance for concusions. To be considered a complete Redbank West of the Rockies Tour one and one's partner/s must complete a/an Alaskan Pipeline, Washington Candy Apple, Oregon Log Jam, California
Carrot, Arizona Chilidog, Hawaiian Muscle
Fuck, Idaho Slider, Utah Jaw Dropper, and Nevada Deposit Box within 12 hours.
Carolyn did not have enough
money to see the sites
west of the Rocky Moutains so she asked Ron and
Josh to give her a Redbank West of the Rockies Tour. They were only happy to oblige her since they were some seriously messed up fuckers.