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Racist'd 

When Facebook ruffians use racial slurs because you can't hit them through the computer.
He just called me a nigger in a comment, I just got racist'd!
Racist'd by BoostLeakz August 10, 2015
Words you can keep

racist double standard 

A black guy can say "Black pride" all he wants, and everyone say's he's celebrating his heritage.

However, if a white person says "White pride", he's automatically a member of the KKK.

Now, I'm no racist. I have no problem with black people at all. However, what's up with this? I guess it was made up by the pinko commie liberal bastards who are ruining our country. Why can't we ship them all to some South Pacific island?
White Person - "White pride!"

Liberal Person - "Shut the fuck up, racist!"

Black Person - "Black pride!"

Liberal Person - "Good job on celebrating your heritage!"

Me - "WTF!?"
racist double standard by AJAW December 3, 2004

racist dog whistle

What American Democrats call everything they disagree with.
Democrat: Um, excuse me? Did you just say "Merry Christmas?" That is clearly a racist dog whistle for oppressive patriarchal white supremacy.

Albi The Racist Dragon 

A racist green dragon who lives in a marmalade forest between the make-believe trees. In a cottage cheese cottage of course. He also (like all other dragons) cries tears of jellybeans. He is mentioned in "Albi" by Flight of the Conchords.
And so all the people of the village
Chased Albi the racist dragon into
A very cold very scary cave and it
Was so cold and scary in there that
Albi began to cry dragon tears,
Which as we all know turn into jellybeans!

Racist Day 

Racist Day is a day when all racism is valid and happens on July 28th
Sam: You know what day it is today?

Sebi: Yea it's racist day, fuck BLM.

racist double standard 

A nasty by-product of centuries of backwards politics adopted by the rich and fearful.
Leroy: These racist double standards stink. Wanna screw a black nerd with a college degree?

Amber: I'm down!

racist dog 

A canine that is opposed to a certain ethnic group.
Billy: I have a racist dog.
Racist Dog: I hate Mexicans!
racist dog by albinonerd13 December 4, 2007
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