Girl #1: Wow, Amber is digging Leroy big time.
Cunt Nazi: Ew! If she doesn't leave him alone I'm going to get her fired.
Cunt Nazi: Ew! If she doesn't leave him alone I'm going to get her fired.
by major_delmac February 28, 2005

A failed death vigil. What happens when the media thinks the Pope or other aging world figure is getting ready to die and then he doesn't, thus wasting a lot of news time. Based on a fighting style once used by boxer Muhammad Ali known as the "Rope-A-Dope".
by major_delmac March 01, 2005

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

A hot caucasian girl who is stalking you quietly and seems to show just when you need her like a mystic monkey wrench.
as soon as I ran out of gas on the interstate, that magical white girl showed up and took me back to her place to get me out of my wet clothes.
by major_delmac April 20, 2005

A Pope with a no nonsense name and attitude. Still trying to make personal amends for being a hitler youth.
by major_delmac June 16, 2006

When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.
Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.
Waitress: I am so wet right now?
DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!
Waitress: I am so wet right now?
DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!
by major_delmac April 22, 2011

A rich Brazilian Immigrant who is one part Sonia Braga, one part Gisele and one part Joana Prado. Usually a big fan of American hip hop. Loves to keep it real.
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
