major_delmac's definitions
As soon as Jaime voiced her support of interracial marriage she discovered how contrarian her closest friends really were.
by major_delmac September 4, 2006
Get the contrarianmug. a woman who is good at stealing men already spoken for. a woman who may or may not be in the process of luring a man into an affair.
Rebecca thought that Jillian's repeated requests to "share audio files" with her fiancee Tyrone was something that only a very skilled usurper would think to do.
by major_delmac March 10, 2005
Get the usurpermug. A woman who hears a man that she's romantically interested in use a phrase she doesn't know the meaning of, and instead of accepting the man's guidance on the subject by asking him, she looks it up on Google or another search engine for the meaning. She thus maintains her independence and self esteem and continues her unconscious pursuit of a lonely life.
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
Get the Google Widowmug. by major_delmac February 28, 2005
Get the Catfightmug. Gong Li: Obama Good Luck Brand!
Dooku: The Great American Turnout has Begun. It may be difficult to secure your release from Manila.
Dooku: The Great American Turnout has Begun. It may be difficult to secure your release from Manila.
by major_delmac April 17, 2011
Get the The Great American Turnoutmug. what the father of a rich single broad uses as a bribe to get a man to marry her crabby little ass. see also: money. Similar, but not to be confused with a shotgun wedding.
apu: I will give you a dowry of 10 sacred cows to marry my desi, the spoiled little airhead she is.
Leroy: fo shizzle my bollyizzle.
Leroy: fo shizzle my bollyizzle.
by major_delmac March 7, 2005
Get the dowrymug. a black guy who did the same thing white guys do and got everybody mad at him, thus proving he was on the right track.
by major_delmac March 4, 2005
Get the jesse jacksonmug.