major_delmac's definitions

Ruben Studdard Fan

A spoiled southern drama queen. A girl who must make tragedy out of every incident in her life so she can lock herself in her room, cry and listen to her Ruben Studdard CDs.

Misty got turned down by Playboy and now she's a Ruben Studdard fan.

by major_delmac March 1, 2005

hottentot blonde

A seriously athletic/buxom blonde chick with big glute muscles and fake tits with nips out to here. women of this type are usually attracted to black men (thus the hottentot aspect) who know how to control her, regardless of his physicality or general disposition toward her.

Amy Fadhli is a hottentot blonde past her prime.

by major_delmac April 4, 2005

Hilary Duff

A marketing tool for anti-miscegenation. Unlike Britney Spears who represents pro-miscegenation.

Girl#1: Hillary Duff's mom is a retired coal burner.

Hillary Duff fan: You lie, whore!

by major_delmac March 1, 2005

Slick Willie Bigot

One who tries get get away with racism on the sly/without getting ostracized by the moneymaking world.

I just came up with 10 euphamisms for nigger that I can yell out at a Rucker Park All Star Basketball Game. I am such a Slick Willie Bigot!

by major_delmac May 13, 2005

racist double standard

A nasty by-product of centuries of backwards politics adopted by the rich and fearful.

Leroy: These racist double standards stink. Wanna screw a black nerd with a college degree?

Amber: I'm down!

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

I have a boyfriend

Girls who renege on interracial romance at the last minute because her friends have threatened to ostracize her from the herd.

Bai Lin: I have a boyfriend.

Maurice: Who is your Cunt Nazi?

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Sterno Bum

A racist Howard Stern caller.

How does Robin put up with those Sterno Bums without ripping them a new one in crazy black woman fashion?

by major_delmac March 1, 2005