Skip to main content

major_delmac's definitions

Cunt Nazi

A woman who attempts to cockblock a potential interracial romantic situation.
Girl #1: Wow, Amber is digging Leroy big time.

Cunt Nazi: Ew! If she doesn't leave him alone I'm going to get her fired.
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
mugGet the Cunt Nazimug.

racist double standard

A nasty by-product of centuries of backwards politics adopted by the rich and fearful.
Leroy: These racist double standards stink. Wanna screw a black nerd with a college degree?

Amber: I'm down!
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
mugGet the racist double standardmug.

Babymaker

An extremely fertile woman. See also: hot oven.

A woman who loves to make babies.
Daisy was trying her best to bring back the days of seven or more kids per family. She's a real babymaker if there ever was one.
by major_delmac March 12, 2005
mugGet the Babymakermug.

maradona

to be supremely talented and still get over when your talent is gone. See also: O.J. Simpson. Best viewed by those who live in lands far away from the individual.
maradona gets over again, but his second goal was even better.
by major_delmac March 4, 2005
mugGet the maradonamug.

Newsporn

High intensity -breaking- news that captivates the world and preempts all programming. Unlike most other news, it is recordable and rewatchable.
Osama bin Laden has been killed. CNN MSNBC and C-Span have interrupted their normal coverage to cover the event. My DVR says I'm recording "Unthinkable: The Alzheimer Epidemic", but I know better... I now have the largest newsporn stash on the east coast.
by major_delmac June 2, 2011
mugGet the Newspornmug.

love and touch

Your lady on the side. A mistress. Your down low woman. Unlike a wife or girlfriend, all she ever wants to do is love and touch you.
Major League Player: Gisele is my love and Touch.

Leo: I am mortified. Damn you, Flavor Flav!
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
mugGet the love and touchmug.

magical white girl

A hot caucasian girl who is stalking you quietly and seems to show just when you need her like a mystic monkey wrench.
as soon as I ran out of gas on the interstate, that magical white girl showed up and took me back to her place to get me out of my wet clothes.
by major_delmac April 20, 2005
mugGet the magical white girlmug.

Share this definition