A rich Brazilian Immigrant who is one part Sonia Braga, one part Gisele and one part Joana Prado. Usually a big fan of American hip hop. Loves to keep it real.
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Get the Bunny Bagger mug.When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.
Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.
Waitress: I am so wet right now?
DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!
Waitress: I am so wet right now?
DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!
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Get the scum bum mug.A Pope with a no nonsense name and attitude. Still trying to make personal amends for being a hitler youth.
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Get the Benedict XVI mug.newly defined as a refined white lady who is attracted to men of family status regardless of race.
scarlett o'hara, contrary to popular belief, was NOT a true southern belle because she gave her first husband a handjob to get the money to save her house and her second husband was the biggest whorecollector in town. this smacks of prostitution. many southern women believe they are southern belles but are actually just fat wiccans.
scarlett o'hara, contrary to popular belief, was NOT a true southern belle because she gave her first husband a handjob to get the money to save her house and her second husband was the biggest whorecollector in town. this smacks of prostitution. many southern women believe they are southern belles but are actually just fat wiccans.
southern belles don't have to let black guys in through the back door anymore.
the woman at the End of Gone with the wind never admitted defeat and was alone when the credits rolled. The End.
the woman at the End of Gone with the wind never admitted defeat and was alone when the credits rolled. The End.
by major_delmac July 11, 2006
Get the southern belle mug.A failed death vigil. What happens when the media thinks the Pope or other aging world figure is getting ready to die and then he doesn't, thus wasting a lot of news time. Based on a fighting style once used by boxer Muhammad Ali known as the "Rope-A-Dope".
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