52 definitions by major_delmac

Rent-a-Girl

A Strip Club. Location where women actively seek out fat black pimps. Olympic Garden and Crazy Horse II in Las Vegas Nevada qualify as examples.

So I was down at my local Rent-a-Girl last week and picked up a hot young tender. I think she wants to pay me.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Sterno Bum

A racist Howard Stern caller.

How does Robin put up with those Sterno Bums without ripping them a new one in crazy black woman fashion?

by major_delmac March 1, 2005

Google Widow

A woman who hears a man that she's romantically interested in use a phrase she doesn't know the meaning of, and instead of accepting the man's guidance on the subject by asking him, she looks it up on Google or another search engine for the meaning. She thus maintains her independence and self esteem and continues her unconscious pursuit of a lonely life.

That black guy has a lot of Google Widows peeping around corners at him.

by major_delmac March 1, 2005

racist double standard

A nasty by-product of centuries of backwards politics adopted by the rich and fearful.

Leroy: These racist double standards stink. Wanna screw a black nerd with a college degree?

Amber: I'm down!

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

soul pole dodger

One who is owned by one or more Cunt Nazis. See Cunt Nazi

That little soul pole dodger just struck out. Fat Tyrone made her cum 3 times and wash his dirty underwear.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

scum bum

What Buford T Justice calls the bandit on Smokey and the Bandit.

I am Buford T Justice you Scum Bum!

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Caucasianaphobic

A mudshark with implants and a CD rack full of Jay-Z and Beyonce.

Since when did Betsy get the phobia?

by major_delmac February 28, 2005